Do you use the ordinary soap powder for washing clothes, the washing liquid or the liqui-tabs? Which brand do you prefer ? Which brand do you find gives best results?
I don't like to see dead and dying flowers on a grave and I don't go over the top decorating around my late husband's headstone as seems to be the norm now. I made a beautiful wreath and every three...
I want to start Yoga but unsure how to start. As I am vegetarian I have a pure body and feel like my mind also needs to be pure. Can this be done doing Yoga?
Those pesky felines are still attempting to overthrow the humans on the planet. They are planning total world domination. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mSBKZPNsK74 I hope...
Direct Translation From European To English Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing...
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' 'What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the...
I find a very easy way to get shot of a load of eggs is to knock up a quiche.
However, Mr BM is getting a bit bored of quiche lorraine. What's your favourite quiche?...
Today I have paid good money (well euros actually) to see, amongst other marvels, a copy of Big Ben made entirely of lemons ... I think I may have been overdoing the Campari ......
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb ?
13... 1 to hold the ladder, 1 to change the bulb, and 11 to discuss and debate the passive role of the socket !...
I have a friend coming for lunch on Tuesday who loves my soup. I have now exhausted my repertoire and need new ideas. So far I have done: Smoked haddock chowder Vegetable Mushroom Onion Broccoli &...
In our local paper there is an item about someone of 65 years who was rescued from the river, and the rescuer (aged 55) describes the man as "the old guy". I don't consider 65 to be old, but what is...
Went out yesterday to a beer festival . Only had a couple drinks, but did eat there. Was on way home by 6pm. Started to feel ill during the evening. By 9pm I was being violently sick and had chronic...
An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old...
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London , England ,and attended by some of the...
I bought a new electric kettle on Friday and the boiled water all too often has that "plastic" taste (best description I can come up with); looking in the kettle afterwards I can see that there's a...
Welcome all Mad over Fifties to the hallowed halls of Nungate Towers. Tonight's tailcock is the "Ding a Ling" a concoction of a few spirits and fruit nectars with a berry chucked in to add that...