I have about 7 weeks ago and am struggling a bit. Am 67 and started when i was 13!! smoked roll-ups for the last 40 years, about 10 per day, and feel "I deserve a ciggy", which is silly i know. How...
A repeat. But......... An Irish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted...
Genuine ones, please. Woman finds cheap unknown mobile phone in hubby's inside pocket of suit. Never seen it before. Hubby has v expensive fone. Turns fone on - is in silent mode. All numbers/txts...
Dave works hard at the factory and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip...
A postman who had delivered the mail to this road was finally retiring after 30 long years. So on his last day each house had a little gifts for him to show him how much they cared, the first house he...
Hi all, i have NEVER been in a position of not having work before so it's all new to me. If i get made redundant (and get a payout) and can't get work straight away, should i apply for JSA? Will i...
A man dressed in a suit comes up to the front porch of house juggling a clipboard, some papers, and a briefcase. He knocks on the door and it's answered by a middle-aged man, "Mornin' stranger, what...
A blonde was really tired of being called a dumb blonde and really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair dyed brown,she would look like a brunette when she had brown hair,...
Been talking with some mates who we've had over for Sunday lunch about sitcom characters who are referred to, but are never seen. The rule is - the character is never seen, but must have a defined set...
Does anyone else get this happening when reading posts on Answerbank?. Suddenly certain words in a post appear in red and are double underlined, if you click on them an advert pops up, relative to the...
Which sporting venues have you been to which astonished you on first sight? They didn't look how you imagined from the telly. As a kid, I was amazed that the tennis courts at Wimbledon were the same...
A drunk was brought into a police station. He pounded his fists on the counter and shouted: " Why have I been brought here?!!" The sargeant said " You've been brought here for drinking Sir". The drunk...