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marval

Heart Attack

Two elderly ladies meet at a cafe after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Ted died last week. He went...
16:59 Tue 05th Mar 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 01:01 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

The Transplant...

A married couple were in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate...
23:44 Tue 05th Mar 20136 answers, last by starone 09:45 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Update....

Monica Lewinsky Update................................................ After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror...remembering her time with Bill Clinton. Her...
13:08 Tue 05th Mar 20138 answers, last by mrs.chappie 21:27 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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MadMen

What's In Your Bag?

Just upturned my handbag (hate that word) to try and find something and I now realise why I can never find anything... 2x tins of vaseline 1x packet of tissues 1x antibacterial gel 1x dummy (I don't...
13:06 Tue 05th Mar 201397 answers, last by mccfluff 22:08 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

New Secretary...

The manager employed a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his flys were open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you...
01:06 Tue 05th Mar 20132 answers, last by starone 14:20 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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anneasquith

Who Lives In A House Like This ?

if you had the opportunity to visit the house of one aber, whose house would you choose ?
10:47 Tue 05th Mar 201323 answers, last by gness 13:35 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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mancmo

I Feel Terrible....

I have been talking to someone who I met on an online dating site...(I haven't actually met him)...we have been exchanging emails and texts.. tonight he told me to watch the Undateables programme as...
00:49 Tue 05th Mar 201337 answers, last by lcg 21:06 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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esmeralda

Rhyming Answers

what the pub charges 5-5 any suggestuions other than local rates?
15:58 Mon 04th Mar 201310 answers, last by esmeralda 15:13 Tue 12th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Who Is Guilty Here?

A wife is dreaming in bed, suddenly she wakes up & shouts "QUICK my husband is home" Her husband wakes up and jumps out of the window.... jem...
13:01 Mon 04th Mar 20138 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:19 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Fire-Engine.

A fireman is at the Firestation working outside on the fireengine when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a...
23:53 Mon 04th Mar 20136 answers, last by mrs.chappie 00:48 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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RATTER15

Inspirational!!

Sorry I just had to share this. Watch it to the end, very uplifting!!...
23:40 Mon 04th Mar 201328 answers, last by tamborine 20:29 Fri 08th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Her Majesty Out Of Hospital

Just seen on the news
23:09 Mon 04th Mar 201317 answers, last by methyl 02:06 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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sherrardk

Gone Deaf In One Ear

As above, I haven't got/had a cold, my ear doesn't hurt but I can't hear a flipping thing through one of my ears. It's not the end of the world, but my hearing is usually really good and I am having...
22:48 Mon 04th Mar 201323 answers, last by ethandron 10:30 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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ronreid

The Answer Must Have The Letters Gh In It

Last one hope someone can help the question is.... Pure Blood
22:28 Mon 04th Mar 20135 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 22:32 Mon 04th Mar 2013
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Tilly2

Dauphinoise Potatoes?

Yesterday I made a dish of daupinoise potatoes to go with the lamb. There was loads left over. Can I warm it up for tonight's meal, sort of bubble and squeaky?
20:07 Mon 04th Mar 201326 answers, last by Tilly2 22:58 Mon 04th Mar 2013
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marval

Cheeky Husband

The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got up early. He then went down to the kitchen. He soon brought his wife her breakfast in bed. Naturally, she was delighted. Then he spoke: "Have you...
21:14 Mon 04th Mar 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 23:58 Mon 04th Mar 2013
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wildwood

Where

have all the Peoples gone?
21:52 Mon 04th Mar 20137 answers, last by mikey4444 15:29 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

I Miss Him...

A Couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's...
00:33 Mon 04th Mar 20137 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:42 Mon 04th Mar 2013
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cupid04

Experience.

After years of experience a woman compiles a size rating chart.......... 1 inch:You must be joking! 2inches: I can't even hold it properly. 3 inches: So unsatisfying. 4 inches: I've had bigger. 5...
03:20 Mon 04th Mar 20137 answers, last by mrs.chappie 21:29 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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Smowball

1 In 5....

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in our family. Me, my mum Brenda, my dad John, big brother Colin and little brother Ho-Chi Hua. My money's on Colin........
16:01 Mon 04th Mar 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 01:11 Tue 05th Mar 2013

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