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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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00:13 Sun 03rd Mar 201340 answers, last by mrs.chappie 01:54 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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marval

God The Artist

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you...
23:54 Sat 02nd Mar 20133 answers, last by starone 09:44 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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maggiebee

Blonde Joke

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex. Her...
23:45 Sat 02nd Mar 20137 answers, last by LochNessMonster 09:40 Mon 04th Mar 2013
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doctordb

Somewhere Else?

If you could be anywhere else in the world right now, where would it be and why? I would be on the Valencian coast....
23:34 Sat 02nd Mar 201333 answers, last by Sparkles62 00:20 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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Tilly2

I'm Trying To Keep Warm

The boiler is being serviced this afternoon, between 12.00 and 6.00. We haven't got the heating on and can't have the gas fire on either because that will be serviced as well. I've cleaned the...
14:06 Fri 01st Mar 2013134 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:41 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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FredPuli43

Cruft's

Anyone going to Cruft's next week ? And which day(s) and with which breed(s) ? I'll be there on all 4 as usual, though most actively enthused by the Wolfhounds, the Pulis, the Dandie Dinmonts and the...
15:38 Sat 02nd Mar 201325 answers, last by RATTER15 09:13 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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dickythecook

Antiques Roadshow

One should not take the English language for granted. Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to Antiques Roadshow "Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers...
15:20 Sat 02nd Mar 20137 answers, last by tenrec 18:27 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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Jemisa

New Dentures...

A couple of old mates were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to T. Raydon the dentists for a new set of dentures in the morning. His elderly mate Sid remarked that he, too, had gone to the...
16:47 Sat 02nd Mar 20133 answers, last by marval 17:57 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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gness

My Mystery Of The Day.

The sun is glorious so I took a glass of wine to drink on the patio. My pond has some water but I've not planted it up yet. I watched a strange object bobbing about above the shelf....got the net and...
15:50 Sat 02nd Mar 201327 answers, last by moonraker558 09:41 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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LochNessMonster

Funny Clip, Enjoy !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X9D9ZAFHWg&feature=share&list=PLAE17AE6B861B7DE5...
14:59 Sat 02nd Mar 20135 answers, last by anneasquith 10:39 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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Jonnyjoseph

Help! 70's Drinks Party Ideas!

We're having a friends reunited reunion afterparty and we want to have a real cheese and cornfest theme regarding snacks, drinks and fancy dress. So far for drinks we have cinzano, martini,...
12:54 Sat 02nd Mar 201357 answers, last by stocksman 17:35 Mon 02nd Jan 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. No frost and it's quite mild outside. The weather gurus are say that spring will arrive in the next few days. I do hope they are right. Be nice, wouldn't it! Have a happy day everyone....
06:13 Sat 02nd Mar 201387 answers, last by tonyav 10:41 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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AliceTickband

I Want A Tablet Pc.....

and I have never had one before. primarily wanted for games, apps and emails, and maybe photos, so have any of you ABers got any recommendations for me? tia...
17:12 Thu 28th Feb 20138 answers, last by yhsjgspgjsskoko 10:16 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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marval

Suggestions Needed

We have been invited to my neighbours little boy's first birthday party. Ideas needed please, it is a long time since I had to buy children's presents. I don't want to spend too much, just a little...
00:22 Fri 01st Mar 201318 answers, last by KandisEspeland 20:24 Tue 14th May 2013
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starone

The Australian Bin Man.

A refuse collector is driving along a street in Sydney picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of...
21:24 Fri 01st Mar 20136 answers, last by LochNessMonster 09:28 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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starone

The Borrowed Shovel.

Last night, I woke for the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a man sneaking through the next door neighbour's garden. Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head...
21:17 Fri 01st Mar 20132 answers, last by marval 22:10 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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gness

A Fly On The Wall

Is what I would love to be tomorrow. My son has just called in on his way to visit the daughter in Devon. I sent him into the dining room to fetch my cheque book. He was ages and very quiet when he...
19:50 Fri 01st Mar 201371 answers, last by Dee Sa 00:21 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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sunny-dave

What Is It With The French And Dogs ...

... or to be more specific dogsh!t. I'm having a very pleasant couple of days in Nice for a family birthday ... it's a very interesting place - but any attempt to walk the streets looking up at the...
18:41 Fri 01st Mar 201368 answers, last by Dee Sa 00:24 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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Bbbananas

They Shoot Horses Don't They?

Good film. I have no other to comment on horses, that subject seems to have run its course...... ;-)...
22:01 Mon 25th Feb 20137 answers, last by headwreck 01:10 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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gness

Why Is There

A Scottish gasman in my bathroom?
17:51 Fri 01st Mar 201339 answers, last by parkie 23:21 Fri 01st Mar 2013

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