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rockyracoon

Treacle Tart

My son has gone mad on these lately so I thought I'd make some, duly got some treacle in Tesco this morning only to discover that you need golden syrup and not treacle, what a crock! What can I use...
15:16 Thu 28th Feb 201313 answers, last by rockyracoon 19:37 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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joggerjayne

Albaqwerty - Missing In Action

alba seems to be AWOL Any info?...
12:18 Thu 28th Feb 2013140 answers, last by gness 01:30 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Breastfeeding...

BREASTFEEDING This man was on a bus, minding his own business, when the attractive woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, eat it all up or...
00:02 Thu 28th Feb 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:20 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

Goodnight Kiss...

A young man drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a French...
01:16 Thu 28th Feb 20135 answers, last by marval 17:31 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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AB Editor

Username Changes, Tidying Up

Morning, Just to assure all those who should have had their username changed a couple of weeks ago, but haven't for technical reasons, we're working on it. We've been a bit busy with the problem ads...
11:42 Wed 27th Feb 201332 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 12:06 Thu 07th Mar 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. Frosty this morning. Back to what has become normal then! The sky is clear at the moment, so it should burn it off. What the heck, have a happy day anyway! :o}...
06:30 Thu 28th Feb 201376 answers, last by Baldric 12:35 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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Caran

Feet

Looking at my feet I wondered why do we have toes? They don't do anything. I know we grip with them but they could be all in one and still grippable!
02:08 Thu 28th Feb 201328 answers, last by baza 13:23 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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MustangLady

R.i.p. Aunt Pam :(

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21:31 Wed 27th Feb 201317 answers, last by lady-janine 16:25 Thu 07th Mar 2013
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pretty_snowdrop

Visit To London

My daughter (aged 8) has the chance to go on a school trip to London to see a musical . I don't normally worry about her going places, however they are travelling by train from York to london. I can't...
21:42 Wed 27th Feb 201312 answers, last by Connemmara 02:17 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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starone

A Flying Accident

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to...
21:39 Wed 27th Feb 20138 answers, last by marval 00:47 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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Smowball

'cheesey' Film Titles.

Come on then - films that have cheese/cheeses in the title. I'll start with: The Gouda, The bad and The ugly. Lord of the Cheese rings. If you're really stuck then I will allow song titles. Off you go...
18:31 Wed 27th Feb 2013106 answers, last by wiltsman 21:24 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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EcclesCake

Top Tips For Looking Good?

What are your quick fixes for looking good? If you've got a date with a glam friend and you are not looking/feeling your best what are your fail safe solutions for looking fab?...
21:01 Wed 27th Feb 201375 answers, last by anneasquith 21:36 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

Feels Great....

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole....
16:12 Wed 27th Feb 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 00:06 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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flump1

My Dog Has Gone Today

I have lost my greatest friend today and I am heartbroken. She was 13 and so scruffy but she was a joy and I don't know what to do without her....
12:55 Wed 27th Feb 201354 answers, last by rsvp 19:20 Fri 15th Mar 2013
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BlueToffee

Lovely Lady

Just returned from bidding farewell to my dear aunt, 91, probably the most kind hearted, generous and wonderful lady I've had the pleasure of knowing. The world will be a sadder place for her passing....
17:20 Wed 27th Feb 201314 answers, last by 2sp_ 20:49 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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wolf63

Cuddly Polar Bear

I saw this article in the Daily Mail today. The picture of the cut little bear on the operating table stunned me. I didn't realise that they were quite so big....
15:29 Wed 27th Feb 201318 answers, last by Robinia 17:22 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. It's not too bad outside this morning. In comparison to the last few weeks that is! Long may it continue to improve. have a happy day everyone....
06:17 Wed 27th Feb 2013103 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 10:04 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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giveup

First Time I've Tried This On Here.

---- BEST SENIOR JOKE EVER A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her...
21:40 Tue 26th Feb 20138 answers, last by Svejk 03:58 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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Swiper

Can A Child Use An Adult Ticket For The Cinema?

I have two adult tickets for wreck it ralph at cineworld, but now want to use one for my 9 year old. Will the staff object to this? I don't see why they would moan as adult tickets are more expensive...
21:30 Tue 26th Feb 201316 answers, last by Canary42 00:18 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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mrs_overall

A Confession

Many moons ago two small girls decided they wanted to bake potatoes over an open fire. They each stole a potato from their respective homes and the taller one of the two girls stole a box of her dad's...
19:26 Tue 26th Feb 201352 answers, last by paddywak 22:00 Tue 26th Feb 2013

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