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I_Hate_Infinity

When Did You Join Ab?

This is the best general forum site I've seen and there seem to be regular posters and a wealth of educated people willing to educate and discuss a variety of topics. And although I've not been an...
20:01 Sat 09th Mar 201383 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:55 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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slinky.kate

I Am Going Out For A Meal Tonight

my son and his girlfriend are taking the 'mothers' for a meal for mothers day,going somewhere in hamilton i think.
18:46 Sat 09th Mar 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:47 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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Suedama

Help

Please 1 clue left from Times 2 Jumbo Sat March 2nd....6D..O-T-A-E-U---
17:06 Sat 09th Mar 201314 answers, last by Baldric 17:15 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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chrisgel

Trouble In The Bedroom

I told my mate I was having problems in the bedroom. Being a doctor he recommended viagra. Not sure how that's going to help put my wardrobe together.
16:49 Sat 09th Mar 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 16:54 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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chrisgel

I Was Robbed.

When I came home this morning my front door was wide open and all my brass instruments were gone. I've been bugled.
16:34 Sat 09th Mar 201314 answers, last by marval 23:39 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Your Saturday Joke...

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed...
15:59 Sat 09th Mar 20132 answers, last by puternut 19:39 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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chrisgel

Hugo Chavez

In honour of the passing of Hugo Chavez, I've had my bathroom taps engraved.
14:24 Sat 09th Mar 201311 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:19 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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EcclesCake

Embarrassing Mishearings

While having dinner with friends yesterday we got onto the subject of books we've read of late. My host told me about a biography he had read of George Sith. I sat there waiting for the lightbulb to...
14:10 Sat 09th Mar 201333 answers, last by tenrec 18:15 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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anaxcrosswords

Short

So the other half walks into the bedroom while I'm pulling off my boxers. She says: "You spoil those dogs"....
00:39 Sat 09th Mar 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:52 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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wendilla

Fao Excelsior

I have found sightings for uk up to the 23rd so you may be lucky as I am sure they will post some more later but I think they may be early morning sightings.
12:30 Sat 09th Mar 20132 answers, last by wendilla 12:35 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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sir.prize

Ant And Dec

I do find their Saturday Night Takeaway amusing - sometimes. However, tonight's show gets the thumbs down. Firstly there is the child that is Justin Bieber,; and horrors of horrors arguably the least...
12:16 Sat 09th Mar 201337 answers, last by Ronnie10 12:46 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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MadMen

Confused At 30 - Premature Midlife Crisis?

Aghhh! I am so annoyed this morning and I think I'm having either some kind of mental breakdown, or a premature midlife crisis. Or both. As you know, I met a guy not so long ago, and he was a bit of a...
12:02 Sat 09th Mar 2013132 answers, last by bundleone 00:55 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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mazie

School Dinners

Who had them? 1. Love or Hate them? 2. What did you love the most? 3. what did you Hate the most? 4. How much did they cost you?...
12:06 Sat 09th Mar 201366 answers, last by SlackAlice 00:09 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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powell11

Uk Space Capabilities

So I've just read on the UKSA website that the UKSA itself and members of the UK Space Industry are going to have a 6-month 'customer-driven' study as to whether or not the UK should have it's own...
22:14 Fri 08th Mar 201310 answers, last by LazyGun 18:28 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

For a very special Gentleman, night night ♥♥♥...
00:14 Sat 09th Mar 201339 answers, last by ttfn 04:36 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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adrianben

Evening All ! (In The Style Of Sergeant Dixon)

What you drinking tonight ? I am starting with Cider and Black !
23:46 Fri 08th Mar 201316 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:26 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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joggerjayne

So Here We All Are ...

Friday night on AB. Are there, you know, like games or anything?...
21:51 Fri 08th Mar 201344 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:58 Fri 08th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Have You Washed Your Hands?

A man met a girl in a pub,They're getting along so well that they decide to go to the girls place A few drinks later, the man takes off his shirt and washes his hands.... He then takes off his...
13:39 Fri 08th Mar 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:38 Fri 08th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

The Outing...

A Doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take his inmates to a Football game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the match arrived, everything...
15:26 Fri 08th Mar 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:35 Fri 08th Mar 2013
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sidkid

Elton John

has got so fat recently that he's having his trousers made to measure..........Goodbye Normal Jeans
20:10 Fri 08th Mar 201311 answers, last by tonyav 13:37 Sat 09th Mar 2013

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