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rowanwitch

Ed Darling Can I Be A Cheeky Mare

As I won't be around on Friday and saturday can we have a wedding logo from tomorrow or I will miss it... I will try to put a screen shot in my scrap book for posterity...
07:22 Wed 13th Mar 2013120 answers, last by jno 21:33 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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Lie-in King

A Bit Of A Moan...

I wasn't sure where to post this, so please accept my apologies if I'm in the wrong place. I want to know what's wrong with people &/or society/the system. My good friend passed away on Friday & I'm...
15:45 Wed 13th Mar 201332 answers, last by Lie-in King 14:48 Thu 14th Mar 2013
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netibiza

Ab Ed, New Logo Suggestion!!

I have broken my toe and it has now turned to gout, maybe a logo of a big red tow for a day would cheer me up (I am staff after alL) albeit unpaid and unrecognised! from a very grumpy and sore Ibiza...
16:03 Wed 13th Mar 201349 answers, last by boxtops 20:29 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

My Friend...

A man in a pub sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June, and left me £10,000." said the...
00:30 Wed 13th Mar 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:03 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Smowball

The Nutter.

Police are hunting the 'Knitting Needle Nutter', who stabbed 6 people in the backside recently. They believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern........
09:20 Wed 13th Mar 201310 answers, last by Baldric 17:04 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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maggiebee

Road Kill

A recent survey found an unusual concentration of 200 dead crows near junction 28 on the M1, close to Alfreton, and there was concern that they may have died of the avian flu virus. A bird pathologist...
11:05 Wed 13th Mar 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:59 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Smowball

Emotional....

I got really emotional at the petrol station this morning. Don't know why, I just started filling up...........
09:11 Wed 13th Mar 201310 answers, last by frugalfred 17:12 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Double Wammy¬

A bloke meets a couple of lovely girls in a pub, chats to them & realised they were Siamese Twins. He finally asks them back to his flat, they agree. They get cosy & one thing leads to another & he...
13:13 Wed 13th Mar 20136 answers, last by tonyav 19:26 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Cheltenham Gold Cup.

My husband and I agreed we were not eating properly, we decided to go to our GP for advice, he advised us to watch what we eat. As soon as we got home my husband booked two tickets to go to the...
13:45 Wed 13th Mar 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:52 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Snake Bite...

More Sharing ServicesShare on emailShare on facebookShare on twitterShare on favorites One day these two best friends Jay and Bob were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on...
16:21 Wed 13th Mar 20132 answers, last by marval 16:51 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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albaqwerty

Strange Things On The Net

I went to 'google' something and this ame up and reminded me of an ab'er http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Men_Who_Stare_at_Goats_%28film%29 Anyone had similar strange appearances?...
16:24 Wed 13th Mar 201325 answers, last by albaqwerty 17:26 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

My Friend Sid ...

... has started calling himself S. He’s had to. Someone stole his ID....
18:27 Tue 12th Mar 20138 answers, last by Svejk 01:51 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Barmaid

Guilty Pleasures - Fast Food, Junk Food, Ding Food And Ravioli ;)

OK, this is the "non haute cuisine" thread. What do you eat which is really classed as junk/fast/rubbish but you just LOVE it? There is probably naff all nutritional value but it fills a hole? I am...
14:52 Wed 27th Feb 2013104 answers, last by boxtops 23:17 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Kira_90

When I Was Young

When I was young I wanted to be... ? What
17:46 Tue 12th Mar 201343 answers, last by DaisyNonna 01:19 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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mrs_overall

For Fun - Slightly Change Ab Names

1. AB terrorists - The Tilly-Ban 2. An East Yorkshire DSS Investigator - Humber-snoop 3. A team of doctors in aeroplanes - A Sqadron Can you think of any more?...
11:01 Tue 12th Mar 2013328 answers, last by mazie 15:37 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

What Are You?...

Two blokes and a girl were sitting in the pub talking about their lives. Then one of them said, Did you know "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional." The second bloke responded, "Well, I'm...
13:46 Tue 12th Mar 20137 answers, last by starone 18:54 Tue 12th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

That Little Old Lady...

One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can't buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she brought in her dog...
15:08 Tue 12th Mar 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 00:46 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Dinner Guest...

Shirley love ," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for dinner, "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like...
15:22 Tue 12th Mar 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:20 Tue 12th Mar 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. Still freezing. I hope it warms up soon. A busy day today, I'll be out for most of it, lots of warm clothing on! Have a happy day everyone....
05:54 Tue 12th Mar 2013209 answers, last by lady-janine 10:33 Tue 12th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Fishing Story...

I went fishing this last weekend,but after a short time I ran out of bait. Then I saw a cotton-mouth water moccasin snake with a frog in its mouth.Frogs are good Bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't...
00:46 Tue 12th Mar 20139 answers, last by marval 18:14 Tue 12th Mar 2013

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