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Ann

Congratulations Rowan And Redman ♥

We don't expect you to have time to be on AB after today ;) so here's a toast to you both. Every happiness to you both for the future, hope the sun shines on your wedding day. God bless ♥♥...

EvianBaby

I'm Nervous

I've got a job interview later and it's the first one I've had in years! It's actually for my current companies main customer and I know I've met the guy interviewing me before, unfortunately only at...

maggiebee

Reality?

Does the world we live in really exist? No, according to outspoken author David Icke, who insists the universe is actually a hologram, that our thoughts and perceptions are being controlled by a body...

mrs_overall

I Need To Know Your Star Signs

By popular demand (not to mention the blackmail and threats of physical violence) I have been asked to use my considerable talents to provide AB horoscopes. I will be using the old Yorkshire methods...

Henrietta

Help Asap To Help Me Make Meatballs Out Of A Can Of Pilchards

Whilst at a party i got talking to a guy and the conversation came up about food and he was telling me about his dear departed grandmother who used to make the best meatballs out of fish and somehow i...

bednobs

Would You Have Sex If You Hadn't Washed For 12 Weeks?

just watching the news re the trial of the parents accused of killing the kids by setting fire to the house. Yesterday they said the friend was there because they were having a threesome, then today...

excelsior-1

I Am An Excellent Snooker Player

i could play for hours, and never lose a single ball down one if those holes...

marbee008

Expressions

can you help me please, do you know which expression means 'with only seconds to spare' (2,3,4,2,4) please help me

albaqwerty

Horoscopes

Don't usually read mine, but was bored at lunchtime. Normal load of twaddle, would rather have Mrs O or someone else who would be more accurate. :-)...

LochNessMonster

Happy Birthday !

Mrs Nessie Birthday today, can't tell you her age but it starts with a 4 and ends in a 9, Your right ! 4,555,329 years old. Away to nurse my injuries ? Nessie :- (...

Smowball

The Loud Mother.....

A very loud,greasy,obese,unattractive,tattooed,welfare dependant,chav woman walked into ASDA with her 2 kids,yelling obsceneties at them all the way through the entrance. The ASDA greeter said...

Jemisa

Payback...

A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door. In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her...

Jemisa

Money Money Money...

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will...

I_Hate_Infinity

What's Your Favourite Word?

Well? Thousands of words make up the English language, what's your favourite? IHI...

EcclesCake

Hurrumph....blown Out!

I had a hot date planned for Friday night and I've been blown out....again. I'm going to gain the nickname candle at this rate :-( I'll spend the time wisely and put a bit more effort into dinner for...

DJHawkes

What's The Ice Skating For On The Ab Logo?

odd one

jim45

Rhyming Quiz

Could anyone please help me with my final two rhyming answers no. 4a Criminal intent [6,12] no. 4b Far from sweet German Red causes decay [3,3] thanks for any help ....

lynbrown

Old Jacks Boat On Cbbs

Whats the name of the actress who plays Shelley? Was she on Dr Who?