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mrs_overall

Mr O Being Secretive

Mr O received a package in the post last week and it was obviously a book but he was secretive about it. He has not left it laying around and my mind was going into overdrive thinking about what it...
10:59 Tue 19th Mar 201392 answers, last by mrs_overall 10:30 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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Ann

Hilarious Airport Signs ...

Have a good laugh at these http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2295651/Lost-translation-Hilarious-advice-signs-foreign-airports--English-leaves-little-desired.html...
11:53 Tue 19th Mar 20134 answers, last by marval 15:52 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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McMouse

Telling Tales

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so...
11:11 Tue 19th Mar 20132 answers, last by marval 15:41 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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00:14 Tue 19th Mar 201391 answers, last by Sir Alec 07:55 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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RATTER15

They Cant Be Real Can They?

and if they are implants, surely they would have been placed in the correct position, what happened to the cleavage, you could park a bus between them!!...
00:04 Tue 19th Mar 201316 answers, last by smurfchops 16:42 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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magicmick

Beer Jokes

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Beer doesn't make you fat it makes you lean, against bars, walls, other drinkers To some it's a six pack, to me it's a support group My dad used to collect beer...
00:58 Tue 19th Mar 20132 answers, last by starone 16:12 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

How Does He Train 'em?

Http://www.youtube.com/v/Pl9PTbtZvMw?version=3&hl=en_US&;rel=0< I Hope this works.... Jem...
00:55 Tue 19th Mar 20138 answers, last by RATTER15 03:04 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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magicmick

Wife's Birthday

I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday she said something with diamonds, and something that goes from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds, so I bought her a pack of cards and a set of bathroom scales...
00:40 Tue 19th Mar 201313 answers, last by Ylonen 13:52 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

In The Dark...

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours early, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in...
00:28 Tue 19th Mar 20135 answers, last by starone 16:06 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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silliemillie

Anyone Been On A Tv Game Show?

Any ABers been on a TV game show? How did you do? Did you enjoy it?...
21:13 Mon 18th Mar 201323 answers, last by silliemillie 20:36 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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lazarusvault

Identity Watch

I have an identity london watch which has suffered some real damage. I'd like to get an exact replacement as it is a very nice watch. After hours of trawling the internet I have found only one image...
19:39 Mon 18th Mar 20135 answers, last by lazarusvault 20:01 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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rowanwitch

I Will Put Phots Here As I Get Them

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k556/rowanwitch1/DSCF02861.jpg My bouquet if it comes across ok...
19:27 Mon 18th Mar 201345 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 17:12 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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susanxx

Just Had 60Th Birthday But Retirement Not Until Jan 2016

I am now sixty but due to the goalposts being moved(again) I do not officially retire until Jan 2016. Are they any benefits that I can access even though I am not officially retired? I don't think I...
19:41 Mon 18th Mar 201311 answers, last by Buenchico 19:57 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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marval

Paper Is Not Dead

This made me smile.
17:42 Mon 18th Mar 201313 answers, last by Flyhalf 19:20 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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Smowball

Atm Machine

I saw an inflatable ATM machine today. The screen said "Please do not enter PIN".........
17:05 Mon 18th Mar 20139 answers, last by EDDIE51 01:12 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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Smowball

The Bite

I was once bitten on the bum by a German Shepherd, but he apologised afterwards, and even introduced me to his dog.......
09:52 Mon 18th Mar 20136 answers, last by Arksided 17:08 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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netibiza

Anyone Interested In Comet Panstarrs???

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16:53 Mon 18th Mar 20134 answers, last by trt 17:05 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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triggerhippy

Do You Ever Stop And Think This.

How lucky I am to have found this site and the people on it. Is it not part of your life now?, can you imagine ever not posting? Ahhhhhhhh....
14:45 Mon 18th Mar 201340 answers, last by wolf63 13:20 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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starone

The Explanation

Little Girl: Mum - what does virgin mean? Mother: When a Mum and Dad love each other very much and they want to show how much, the dad gives a gift to the Mum. Dad does a special thing with Mum. He...
14:19 Mon 18th Mar 20137 answers, last by Smowball 17:11 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Out To Dinner...

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him...
15:49 Mon 18th Mar 20134 answers, last by starone 17:10 Mon 18th Mar 2013

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