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Jemisa

The Quicky!...

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a flight to Vancouver from Singapore. "I think everyone's asleep, let's go." "This one's empty ... nobody's looking... you go in first." "It's a bit...
16:34 Thu 21st Mar 20135 answers, last by marval 17:48 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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Jemisa

The 40Th Wedding Anniversary...

On their 40th wedding anniversary, during the banquet, the husband was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. Someone in the crowd said, "Tell...
23:16 Thu 21st Mar 20136 answers, last by FredPuli43 01:09 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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chrisgel

My Girlfriend

My Swedish girlfriend is so hot, she glows in the dark. I love thermal Imogen.
23:53 Thu 21st Mar 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:36 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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albaqwerty

Psychology

Hi The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average...
09:46 Thu 21st Mar 201313 answers, last by marval 18:51 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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wendilla

Fao Excelsior. Looks Like You Are Going To Be Lucky For Easter Weekend Sightings For Early Mornings.

ISS Tue Mar 26/03:50 AM 3 69 66 above SSW 16 above E ISS Tue Mar 26/05:23 AM 3 62 10 above W 52 above WSW ISS Wed Mar 27/03:01 AM 1 58 22 above E 10 above E ISS Wed Mar 27/04:34 AM 4 72 23 above W 19...
11:48 Thu 21st Mar 20134 answers, last by wendilla 12:00 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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tenrec

The Economy

I must apologise for claiming our current economic woes were caused by "a load of reckless cuts". It appears the "n" key was broken on my keyboard. ;)...
10:09 Thu 21st Mar 201311 answers, last by marval 18:52 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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carrust

Who Said That?

Bloke has difficulty hearing so he goes to the doctors. Doc asks,"what are the symptoms?" Bloke pauses and looking puzzled says. "They're that cartoon family from the telly."...
11:44 Thu 21st Mar 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 11:46 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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mrs_overall

Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 7 - Scorpio (21 Sep - 20 Oct)

Famous Scorpio's include Bjork, Gordon Ramsay, Oscar Pistorious, Hilary Clinton and the bloke who runs Iran (President I'm-a-dinner-jacket). They are all incredibly scary. Scorpio's ooze charm and can...
11:34 Thu 21st Mar 201327 answers, last by Svejk 23:47 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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Jemisa

How Many?...

===================================== How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change the bulb and 3 to chop a hole in the roof....
00:26 Thu 21st Mar 20134 answers, last by cupid04 02:39 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

♥♥♥...
00:11 Thu 21st Mar 20136 answers, last by steg 02:09 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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starone

Church Ladies With Typewriters

These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water. ‘The...
01:16 Thu 21st Mar 20137 answers, last by marval 18:48 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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Jemisa

O.m.g.

An old man went to a beach and saw a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked her"can i feel your sexy,boobs?" The girl said, "no way, get away from me old man." The bloke said," twenty...
01:23 Wed 20th Mar 20137 answers, last by marval 17:12 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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sweetwoman23

Please Help Me Name This Tv Presenter

I have these letters to unscramble ; (5,5) _ A P _ _ E A _ T R Thanks...
00:17 Wed 20th Mar 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:27 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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baza

See How Far Again Part ?

as we now have gone past our sell by date on the maggiebee post do we want to start again? If so I will start with, Wild thing, you make my heart sing you make everything ..... over to you,...
17:44 Mon 18th Mar 20133002 answers, last by baza 14:08 Tue 23rd Apr 2013
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starone

Swollen Ankles

Ever since I broke a couple of ribs two weeks ago I have been taking paracetamol, 500mgs. with 30 mgs codeine (prescribed for the pain). The pain is still with me although it is gradually getting...
23:07 Tue 19th Mar 201313 answers, last by Sqad 08:46 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Shin

a device for finding furniture in the dark...
23:00 Tue 19th Mar 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:13 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

My Friend Has A World Record ....

....for concussions he lives very close. In fact, just a stones throw away....
20:37 Tue 19th Mar 20138 answers, last by Gizmonster 21:36 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

I Am Wearing The New ....

...breadcrumb scented after-shave. The birds love it....
20:40 Tue 19th Mar 201324 answers, last by Psybbo 21:13 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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17071948

Shows Of Yester-Year.=Quiz/entertainment Programmes From 60S,70S,80S And Presenter

Please can you help. 26.TGG/GK. Thank you for any help. If it is The Generation Game cannot work out presenter...
19:28 Tue 19th Mar 201310 answers, last by roopower 20:28 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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marval

Sarcasm

I was walking past my local Asda and I saw a sign on one of the doors saying, "Exit Only." I pushed it, went in and walked up to customer services. "You've seriously underestimated that door's use." I...
16:18 Tue 19th Mar 20135 answers, last by jim360 00:44 Wed 20th Mar 2013

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