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Meg888

I'm Superstitious And I'm Getting Worse!

I know this sounds nuts, but as I get older I'm becoming extremely superstitious. I never used to be when I was younger, I would deliberately walk under ladders etc. But now I think I'm verging on...
14:38 Mon 25th Mar 201322 answers, last by Marijn 22:49 Tue 26th Mar 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday again! All calm and quiet this morning, so far anyway. I have a visitor coming for lunch today, so will be busy in the kitchen later. Have a happy day everyone....
05:59 Mon 25th Mar 2013219 answers, last by Ellesbells 09:35 Mon 25th Mar 2013
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vernonk

Military Style Buttons

In what shops could you expect to find military style buttons...
20:46 Sun 24th Mar 20135 answers, last by mallyh 13:16 Tue 26th Mar 2013
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rowanwitch

Clean Crevices

This should attract the smut monsters One of our wedding presents was a new super cylinder vacuum cleaner The beloved is having a lovely time with the flexible crevice tool Please feel free to torment...
14:54 Sun 24th Mar 201339 answers, last by tonyav 20:21 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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ChillDoubt

Sebastian Vettel: Right Or Wrong?

For anyone who didn't see it, Vettel ignored team orders whilst Webber was in the lead and passed him with 10 laps to go. Whilst I understand there are team orders and responsibilities to sponsors,...
17:17 Sun 24th Mar 201340 answers, last by snags 20:10 Wed 27th Mar 2013
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john1066

Man In Pub....

Man went in for a pint and found there was just one chap standing at the bar, so feeling friendly he asked him if he would like another drink. The man completly ignored him so he asked him again and...
17:55 Sun 24th Mar 20136 answers, last by starone 00:05 Mon 25th Mar 2013
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magsmay

Problem With Ab Today (Sunday)

Is anyone having this problem with the site today - very very slow and every so often a pop up flashes on the screen so fast i can't make out what it is but looks like a white box with writing on it...
15:40 Sun 24th Mar 20138 answers, last by murraymints 16:25 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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Smowball

Your Perfect Day?

If you could do whatever you wanted what would you do? You can choose the weather but you have to stay in the country you live in,so no hopping on a plane for the day. Would it be at home in your...
15:25 Thu 21st Mar 2013105 answers, last by boxtops 23:49 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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mrs_overall

Final Ab Star Sign Characteristics - Pisces (Feb 21 - Mar 20)

Famous Pisces include Rupert Murdoch, Tommy Cooper, Patrick Moore and Gordon Brown. All of these are renowned for being as mad as a box of frogs. Pisceans are often delusional and somemtimes adopt...
14:26 Sun 24th Mar 201326 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 10:09 Tue 26th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Poor Justin....

Justin, my colleague, who has a bald head, was getting extremely irritated by the constant ribbing he was subjected to while at work. My other colleagues just would not miss an opportunity to make fun...
12:48 Sun 24th Mar 20133 answers, last by starone 23:58 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

This Girl Came Up To Me Yesterday ...

..and said she recognised me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I'd never met herbivore...
09:49 Sun 24th Mar 20139 answers, last by Jemisa 12:54 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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aelmpvw

Posh Spice ...

... i'll never sing again (Sunday People), every cloud ...
09:50 Sun 24th Mar 20136 answers, last by askyourgran 23:09 Tue 26th Mar 2013
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BlueToffee

Octopus!

Just returned from a day out in London. Travelling from Kings Cross to Newark I had the misfortune to sit opposite a 7 year old boy who had feet the size of Ian Thorpe, and legs like a bloody octopus....
21:40 Sat 23rd Mar 201312 answers, last by BlueToffee 11:00 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. It's all calm and quite this morning. Still a bit nippy though. I'm off to lunch at the Tudor Arms with friends today. Shall I have the salt marsh lamb or the salt marsh beef? Decisions,...
04:47 Sun 24th Mar 2013142 answers, last by erin-x 10:19 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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cupid04

Doctor..

An 86 year old man goes to the doctor. 'You must help me', he pleads. 'Whenever I make love to my wife, my eyes go bleary, my legs tremble, and I can hardly catch my breath.' 'Don't worry. Sensations...
02:23 Sun 24th Mar 20132 answers, last by starone 23:55 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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tonyav

Happy Birthday Slinky Kate.

Many happy returns of the day kate.
01:16 Sun 24th Mar 201341 answers, last by albaqwerty 17:42 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

We Were So Poor ...

.... when I was growing up, we couldn’t even afford to pay attention....
21:02 Sat 23rd Mar 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 01:09 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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Igor61

Mad Over Fifties Club

My lady has asked me to open up the Towers for this evening as she is busy with the ossifers from the local constabulary, they are still looking into the matter of our missing moat. They have at least...
21:06 Sat 23rd Mar 2013222 answers, last by Igor61 01:21 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Carl Or Groucho?

A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting on a deck at a nudist colony. The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" The psychology professor replied,...
00:58 Sun 24th Mar 201310 answers, last by Jemisa 00:40 Mon 25th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Lie Detector

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He tests it at dinner that night... A father asks his 14 year old son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some...
23:58 Sat 23rd Mar 20133 answers, last by tonyav 00:03 Sun 24th Mar 2013

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