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Gromit

Summer Riots?

I get the impression a lot of people are fed up with their lot at the moment, and they are angry and desperate. I would not be surprised if we see civil unrest on the streets again. When it warms up...
19:35 Thu 04th Apr 201359 answers, last by Gromit 20:35 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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sidkid

Paolo Di Canio

has just announced his Sunderland team for their game on Sunday at Chelsea. He will be playing a goal-keeper and ten right-wingers......
14:24 Thu 04th Apr 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:20 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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marval

Drunk

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him. He immediately apologised and...
16:57 Thu 04th Apr 20132 answers, last by DaisyNonna 20:21 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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boxtops

Still Snowing Here...

not settling, but it's quite persistent, and it's pigging freezing....
11:38 Thu 04th Apr 201326 answers, last by Eve. 19:40 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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mrs_overall

One Night In The Pub...

....a man sees three obese women at the bar chattering away. He thinks their accent is Irish so he approaches and says "Excuse me, are you three ladies from Ireland?" They reply "It is Wales you...
08:22 Thu 04th Apr 20135 answers, last by Arksided 16:37 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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Gran67

Sharingan

I just want to say you're very bright and intelligent girl and I know you'l do well with your life....
00:56 Mon 01st Apr 201335 answers, last by Gran67 02:35 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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magicmick

Corner Shop

Wife said to hubby 'will you go to the corner shop for a pint of milk' as he was going through the door she said 'oh by the way if they have eggs get six' hubby arrives back with six pints of milk,...
23:53 Wed 03rd Apr 20136 answers, last by marval 16:33 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Where Have You Been?...

A Man's wife asks him to go to thecorner shop to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the shop only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby pub to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a...
12:48 Wed 03rd Apr 20136 answers, last by Jemisa 13:11 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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marval

Golf Nut

Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in neighbouring towns only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started...
14:44 Wed 03rd Apr 201311 answers, last by magicmick 23:41 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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marval

Wise Answer

A girl went to introduce the man she wanted marry to her father. Father: "So you want to marry my daughter, what do you do for a living?" Man: "I just got out of prison; I will search for a job soon."...
22:36 Wed 03rd Apr 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:33 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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marval

Politicians

An elderly farmer was in the Emergency Ward having stitches put in his hand, due to an accident with a piece of machinery. The doctor carrying out the procedure struck up a conversation with the old...
12:05 Wed 03rd Apr 20133 answers, last by daftgrandad 09:05 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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excelsior-1

The Wife Packed My Bags Tonight

after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman. "I want you to go!" she screamed. I said, "Please can we just talk about it first?" "Go on, I'm listening." she replied. I sat down...
22:38 Tue 02nd Apr 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 09:53 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Feeling Good!

When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink." "Why is that," the host asked? Her...
22:42 Tue 02nd Apr 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 09:50 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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Jemisa

No/ 2.000!!

I've Fallen ........................................................ There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he...
00:07 Wed 03rd Apr 20132 answers, last by marval 11:57 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Ftao Excell

Excel, you have another look my friend & you'll find its a joke with the same title but Different joke. Was that supposed to be an April Fools thing? Didn't work. I'm sorry. jem...
00:16 Wed 03rd Apr 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 12:05 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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excelsior-1

I Can't Help Being Lazy

It walks in the family...
22:32 Tue 02nd Apr 20136 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:03 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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nailit

Where As My Question/ Profile Gone

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22:01 Tue 02nd Apr 20138 answers, last by Noth43 22:08 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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Caran

Did You Know?

Britain is the only country in the world that doesn't have it's name on their postage stamps! Just thought I'd share that with you. Any other little snippets of trivia available?
01:06 Tue 02nd Apr 201330 answers, last by FredPuli43 01:43 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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marval

Missed

The new family in the neighbourhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said...
21:53 Tue 02nd Apr 20134 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 19:18 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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AB Editor

A Note About Contacting Us

Afternoon, We like get your emails. You can email us here any time you want: http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Info/ContactUs/ We try and get back to everyone with a serious or technical issue. Recently...
14:42 Tue 02nd Apr 201326 answers, last by AB Editor 09:48 Wed 03rd Apr 2013

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