I came off the pill in December and it is now April and I have had one period since then (that was 2 weeks late) my gran was seriously ill in hospital at the time. This time I am stress free and I am...
A carpenter must have been here. I saw dust. The proctologist quit his job because it gave him tunnel vision. When a snail loses its shell it looks sluggish. The boy's guitar teacher helped him pluck...
I've recently discovered the vegetable peeler and I can't believe how blimmin great they are! Saves so much time, don't get cramp in my hand from using a knife, and much less waste. I'm also eating...
Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's clinic and puts a note on the table in front of the doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk. Please help me!" The doctor thinks for a while and then says to Morris, "Put...
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is Boss, he beats it...
(One my American pal sent me)...................................................... A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see if city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the...
i hope that you all have had / are having a very nice easter i am still away from home at the moment (i am using my friends' laptop for this posting) ... i shall be returning home tomorrow evening we...
My brother was looking a little down the other day, so I asked him why. Well, apparently his wife had been reading Cosmopolitan and found out that she wasn't getting multiple orgasms, and challenged...
Let's Get Married ..................................... A young couple met with their Vicar to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional...
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to...
I have just read, my sister in law is now home and recovering well. She still had a way to go but one usually recovers more quickly at home. Thanks for all your best wishes. And of course words are...
Hi there excel,how are you doing? I have not heard from you for a good while and just wanted to see how you are.We have not spoken In a long time.Please answer me and tell me how you are doing.
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That`s my pager," he says....
good evening folks tomorrow afternoon, when i leave work, i am going directly on a long weekend holiday - in a lodge, in the middle of the suffolk countryside - away from it all, and joined by my...