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carrust
Enjoy :-) http://efm.dept.shef.ac.uk/peregrine/index.html...
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slinky.kate
in ancient Rome,if people wished to commit suicide,they applied to the senate,and if their petitions were approved they were given free poison...
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Jemisa
A man walks into a bank and approaches a loan officer. He says to the loan officer, “I need to borrow £50,000 to help get my invention off the ground.” The banker replies, “Well, that’s a lot...
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Jemisa
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are seated side-by-side in a pub. Each has a glass of beer in front of him. Simultaneously, three flies land in the beers, one in each glass. The Englishman...
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Jemisa
An old man was sitting on a bench in the shopping centre when a teenager with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange, and purple. He had black makeup...
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Jemisa
An Emergency Call Centre worker has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment. It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone...
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Sharingan
Hi editorial team. I know you can't post your own personal info on this site or Facebook etc but I wondered is it okay to post a link to a video of yourself? The reason that I ask is one user on here...
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adrianben
"....did I fire six shots or only five ? To tell you the truth ....."...
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mazie
It's a fingers crossed that we can finally make it to Edinburgh tomorrow to see the kids. See you all in a couple of weeks (with a bit of luck.) Have a very chocolatey Easter. xxxx
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cupid04
you walked into the room stark naked while the football was on?
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SpikeyBush
Snow still piled up. Only single track cleared. Leaving the car at home and biking it to work. Hills sort the men from the boys, Bradley Wiggins would need a breather with these hills
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Iluvspikey
......and a chicken ran out and stopped it saying, Don't! Don't cross the road whatever you do, else you'll never hear the last of it!
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Ann
I found these amusing http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2299281/Turning-frown-upside-The-happy-snaps-showing-everyday-objects-help-raise-smile-at.html...
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Jemisa
Joe's new girlfriend Buttercup .................................................................................... Joe the farmer's wife gave him a plate of grass for his dinner. "What the hell is...
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Jemisa
Martin took his ailing wife to a doctor friend’s clinic in a critical condition. The good doctor immediately admitted her in an emergency ward and asked Martin to wait outside. Forty minutes later,...
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Jemisa
Bob goes looking for a new job in the QA department of Trojan Condoms. The supervisor takes him around the plant for orientation and shows him all the equipment & machinery. When he is offered the...
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Jemisa
An old man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says,...
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Ann
Just ventured into town and can honestly say I have never been out in such a cold gale force Easterly wind, it really took my breath away and almost froze my eyeballs! Dreadful weather! Glad to be...
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pdq1
Can the high street dentist remove a Wisdom tooth? I say this because you often hear of having to attend a hospital to take it out. Do they face extra probems in doing so?

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