A man walks into a bank and approaches a loan officer. He says to the loan officer, “I need to borrow £50,000 to help get my invention off the ground.” The banker replies, “Well, that’s a lot...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are seated side-by-side in a pub. Each has a glass of beer in front of him. Simultaneously, three flies land in the beers, one in each glass. The Englishman...
An old man was sitting on a bench in the shopping centre when a teenager with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange, and purple. He had black makeup...
An Emergency Call Centre worker has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment. It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone...
Hi editorial team. I know you can't post your own personal info on this site or Facebook etc but I wondered is it okay to post a link to a video of yourself? The reason that I ask is one user on here...
It's a fingers crossed that we can finally make it to Edinburgh tomorrow to see the kids. See you all in a couple of weeks (with a bit of luck.) Have a very chocolatey Easter. xxxx
Snow still piled up. Only single track cleared. Leaving the car at home and biking it to work. Hills sort the men from the boys, Bradley Wiggins would need a breather with these hills
I found these amusing
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2299281/Turning-frown-upside-The-happy-snaps-showing-everyday-objects-help-raise-smile-at.html...
Joe's new girlfriend Buttercup .................................................................................... Joe the farmer's wife gave him a plate of grass for his dinner. "What the hell is...
Martin took his ailing wife to a doctor friend’s clinic in a critical condition. The good doctor immediately admitted her in an emergency ward and asked Martin to wait outside. Forty minutes later,...
Bob goes looking for a new job in the QA department of Trojan Condoms. The supervisor takes him around the plant for orientation and shows him all the equipment & machinery. When he is offered the...
An old man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says,...
Just ventured into town and can honestly say I have never been out in such a cold gale force Easterly wind, it really took my breath away and almost froze my eyeballs! Dreadful weather! Glad to be...
Can the high street dentist remove a Wisdom tooth? I say this because you often hear of having to attend a hospital to take it out. Do they face extra probems in doing so?