The Rocky films are so old hat, corny and boxing isn't exactly a PC sport anymore but they still get me all emotional. Rocky 11 was the best IMO. What do you think about the Rocky movies? (season now...
George lost his ear in a car accident. As luck would have it, the ear was replaced, with a pig's ear, by a doctor. The doctor cut it to size and made it look more human before sewing it, invisibly, in...
Finally my coffee has arrived, despite not being what I ordered. Still... better latte than never. Mon, Tues, Wednes, Thurs, Fri, Satur, Sun. I'm taking the day off. Apple is bringing out a new phone...
DO YOU KNOW THIS CHEMICAL ENGINEER? The importance of an occupation after retirement. As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times...
Do you keep photos of your partner/children in your wallet and/or on your desk at work? Or even as a screensaver on your work pc? It used to seem quite a common thing but I hardly see it these days....
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him...
It's now 9 months since I lost my dog. Now the time has come to start afresh. Yesterday I saw our new puppy for the first time. I can hardly wait to be a dog owner again, since being without has made...
Famous Sagittarians include Walt Disney, Ted Bundy (serial killer), Uri Geller and Catharine of Aragon. None of them could dance to save their lives. Sagittarians are the adventurous sign of the...
It's Friday!! It's also blowing an 'ooligan and the rain is horizontal. Not yet shirtsleeves weather. I won;t be out for long this morning!
Have a happy day everyone....
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.
So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.
I feel better already....
Picked up this gorgeous woman at a bar in Thailand, well she was dressed like a woman, she spoke like a woman, she danced like a woman, and oh what a great kisser she was. She asked if I wanted to go...
When Michel was getting married, his three friends - an electrician, a carpenter, and a dentist, decided to play a prank which is customary. The electrician said he knew exactly what he was going to...
They said it was going to snow a lot here in the North West and it has started. Fine snow with a really strong wind. If this keeps going we'll have big drifts by the morning. What's it like with you...
The Nerd went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, The Nurse says "Congratulations sir, Your wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys." The Nerd says, "I'm not surprised, I have a...