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Dee Sa

A Tribute To Francisco Sa [Chief Stout]

I would like to thank each and every A/B'er for their kind wishes and thoughts, it is a comfort believe me. we have always been stout, our wedding invites[26years ago] read "Wed a Stout" and he was...
08:58 Thu 21st Mar 201374 answers, last by Sheenamf 08:24 Tue 26th Mar 2013
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marval

Thank You

The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to...
23:34 Sat 23rd Mar 20134 answers, last by starone 23:49 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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MissCommando

Questions For Other Abers. . .

Ok here are my questions, if you don't feel comfortable answering them, you don't have to (of course!) There are just questions that may have been answered but I haven't kept up-to-date with every...
19:35 Fri 22nd Mar 201365 answers, last by MadMen 15:09 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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weedwhacker

Hello

new kid on the block well not new really :-) as I used to frequent these pages years and years ago when we all had to go into body and soul. I hardly recognise any of your names now. I see that jogger...
21:25 Sat 23rd Mar 2013103 answers, last by joggerjayne 23:38 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Naughty Philosopher

René Descartes was in a house of ill repute when the place was raided. All the ladies managed to flee, but René was caught. It seems no one wanted to put Descartes before the whores....
12:33 Sat 23rd Mar 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:05 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

After Years Of Trials ...

...a scientist successfully cloned his own genes. He was so thrilled, he was beside himself....
12:29 Sat 23rd Mar 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:54 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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quizgran

Double 'p'

Anyone a dr. who fan.(travelled with first dr. Who)I have googled and i can find the name Polly but need a surname that also begins with 'P'.any ideas.Thanks for any help in advance...
17:12 Sat 23rd Mar 20135 answers, last by Quizmaster 15:32 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Japanese Banks ...

..have been hit almost as hard as our banks: The Origami Bank has folded, and we hear the Sumo Bank has gone belly-up too. Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is for sale and...
12:31 Sat 23rd Mar 20139 answers, last by starone 20:56 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

An Old Man Goes Into A Cafe ...

..and asks the waiter if they have any baked beans. “Yes, of course,” replies the waiter. “I’ll have two tins on toast, then,” says the pensioner. The waiter brings the meal over and the old...
13:35 Sat 23rd Mar 201313 answers, last by tonyav 09:33 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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Smowball

999

A desperate man calls 999, " Come quickly, my little boy has swallowed a condom!" The same man calls back 5 minutes later and says, "Its ok, Ive found another one"........
13:12 Sat 23rd Mar 20133 answers, last by Smowball 13:16 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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Smowball

My Son..

My son came home from school crying yesterday, and asked me to console him. So I hit him over the head with his X-box........
12:53 Sat 23rd Mar 201315 answers, last by Ellesbells 14:22 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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mrs_overall

Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 9 - Capricorn (Dec 21 - Jan 20)

Famous Capricorns include Muhammed Ali, Idi Amin, George Foreman, Joe Frasier, Marlene Dietrich and Stephen Hawking. All of these enjoyed a good punch up apart from Stephen Hawking, who made do with...
09:12 Sat 23rd Mar 201342 answers, last by Psybbo 10:28 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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chrisgel

Dating

"You carry your age well" I said. No response! "There's something to be said for growing old gracefully" Nothing! This carbon dating isn't all it's cracked up too be....
09:57 Sat 23rd Mar 20132 answers, last by starone 20:49 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Saturday...hope you all survived the terrible weather....cold here..wind has dropped. Off to worship at ASDA today..know how to have fun ! Have a great day all ! Xx...
05:45 Sat 23rd Mar 2013120 answers, last by tonyav 09:25 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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murraymints

Happy Birthday Janbee

Please join me in wishing our friend Jan a very happy birthday today......xx...
06:04 Sat 23rd Mar 201331 answers, last by murraymints 07:19 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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cupid04

One For Excelsior [I Know It's Old]

Q] How many ears does Spock have? A] Three, one each side of his face and the final front ear !...
15:34 Fri 22nd Mar 201333 answers, last by excelsior-1 01:47 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Looking Forward To Your Summer Hols?

The following are supposedly extracts from translations into English found in European travel brochures. Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs...
01:16 Sat 23rd Mar 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 01:36 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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Jemisa

At Work.

Things you would Love to say out Loud at Work: ..................................................................... 1. Congratulations, you have officially earned the Dumber than a Box of Rocks...
01:14 Sat 23rd Mar 20134 answers, last by aiyanaa 10:49 Mon 25th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

10 - 1 ...

Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't ........................................................ 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in...
00:47 Sat 23rd Mar 20133 answers, last by starone 17:56 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

For Triggerhippy

good evening what do you think of this? http://trekmovie.com/2010/05/05/fanmade-star-trek-phoenix-new-25th-century-fan-series-releases-first-episode/...
21:23 Mon 18th Mar 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:59 Fri 22nd Mar 2013

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