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ChillDoubt

Have I Got News For You, Last Night

Anyone see it? It was excellent as usual but the wag who stole the show was the guy in the audience who answered the "Who is traditional working class?" question with "Rather!" Superb....
14:57 Sat 06th Apr 201314 answers, last by Caribeing 18:24 Sat 06th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Friends Advice

A man asks his friend Rick (since he's a ladies' man) how to have longer sex. Rick replies "I slam my penis against the dresser hard to make it bigger and numb, so I can go longer in the bedroom "....
23:35 Fri 05th Apr 20133 answers, last by marval 17:50 Sat 06th Apr 2013
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stokemaveric

Grand National Tips....

balthazar king... and a great outsider a horse called quiscover fontaine..good luck if you follow my tips and hope all the horses and jockeys having a safe race...
20:44 Fri 05th Apr 201339 answers, last by ChillDoubt 15:09 Sat 06th Apr 2013
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fredkins

Hi, To You All....

I would like to know how you are all getting on,It has been over a week I think since I spoke to any of you fellow Abers.
00:58 Sat 06th Apr 201321 answers, last by nungate 01:42 Sat 06th Apr 2013
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tiggerblue10

Have You Ever Lied About Something To Get Time Off Work?

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/fake-death-social-worker-struck-off...
00:13 Sat 06th Apr 201319 answers, last by MadMen 12:04 Sat 06th Apr 2013
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queenofmean

I Don't Fancy

Going back to work, I'm in such a random and excitable mood - don't know what's come over me...
13:43 Fri 05th Apr 201332 answers, last by queenofmean 22:15 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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mrs_overall

Just For Fun Again

Today's game is made up food related song titles. For example: Bob Marley - No Woman No Pie Wings - The Pipes of Peas Over to you lot!...
08:18 Fri 05th Apr 2013320 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 23:20 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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MadMen

What Kind Of Drunk Are You?

If you're a drinker, what kind of 'drunk' are you? Happy, angry, sad? Prompted by a conversation with a friend, and just me being curious....
21:18 Fri 05th Apr 2013100 answers, last by TWR 11:07 Sat 06th Apr 2013
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methyl

Oxymorons

Just been reminded of the classic: "Microsoft Works" Anybody know any more contemporary oxymorons?...
02:41 Fri 05th Apr 201351 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:40 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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dannyday5821

Name Of Emotion

I'm trying to figure out the name of a particular emotion for something I'm trying to write but I can't figure out what it would be called! I'll try to describe it - it's like a cross between feeling...
09:06 Fri 05th Apr 201320 answers, last by strawberryfields 19:13 Sat 06th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Hanging Baskets?...

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a very sheer blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother had a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up...
23:31 Thu 04th Apr 20134 answers, last by flump1 11:24 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Pinch My N....!

A woman tells the assistant she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The young man explains that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special offer'....
23:15 Thu 04th Apr 201315 answers, last by humbersloop 00:18 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

No Room At The Inn...

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with...
22:48 Thu 04th Apr 20133 answers, last by marval 16:12 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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Chipchopper

The Pheasant & The Bull

A pheasant was stood in a field talking to a bull. You know I'd really like to fly to the top of that tall tree and look down from there but I just don't have the energy. The bull turns to the...
21:52 Thu 04th Apr 20134 answers, last by marval 16:12 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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auntyness

Anniversary

hello mrs chappie are you still out there i have not been on for a long time just letting you know we have celebrated our diamond wedding today we are both keeping well hope you are the same
21:52 Thu 04th Apr 20138 answers, last by Dee Sa 22:21 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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erin-x

'see How Far' Threads....

Just a few questions as I have been too confused to post on any of them... 1) What are they all about? Just posting song lyrics? I must be missing something. 2) Why are they so popular? I think i'm...
21:41 Thu 04th Apr 201336 answers, last by Booldawg 08:10 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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excelsior-1

Cartoonist Found Dead In Home.

details are sketchy...
21:23 Thu 04th Apr 20135 answers, last by DaisyNonna 21:38 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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excelsior-1

I Didn’T Like My Beard At First.

then it grew on me...
21:19 Thu 04th Apr 20136 answers, last by boxtops 21:23 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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pretty_snowdrop

1St Day Of The Week.

Until about 10 minutes ago i always thought that Monday was the 1st day of the week, however apparently it's Sunday (according to various websites). Sunday is part of the weekend not the weekbeginning...
20:33 Thu 04th Apr 201328 answers, last by McMouse 11:20 Fri 05th Apr 2013
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Iluvspikey

Book Apps For Tablet/smart Phone

My SIL has Kindle, my no.1 son has Android and my daughter has google books is there anybody out there like me, who simply likes to read a real book?
19:57 Thu 04th Apr 201316 answers, last by pastafreak 21:54 Thu 04th Apr 2013

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