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Iluvspikey

Name For A Duck, Please!

My daughter works part time at a small animal sanctuary/vets They have eight ducks that provide us folk who like them with lovely fresh eggs. A poor thing was taken there this morning all trused up...
20:11 Wed 10th Apr 201362 answers, last by TWR 19:42 Thu 11th Apr 2013
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queenofmean

Finally....

....finished working....what a day again filled with stupidity and randomness Good Evening fellow AB'ers...
20:04 Wed 10th Apr 20137 answers, last by queenofmean 20:17 Wed 10th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

The Fighter Pilot....

Phillippe, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Philippe and says,'...
23:57 Tue 09th Apr 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 00:07 Wed 10th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Drop In...

One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall............................................... Shocked, he asks, "What the hell are you...
00:02 Tue 09th Apr 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 23:36 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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moonraker558

Puzzle.

Not sure how this works but it does. Try this maths puzzle to predict your favourite film, mine was Star Wars. Pick a number between 1-9 Multiply by 3 Add 3 to that number Multiply by 3 again Add the...
11:02 Tue 09th Apr 201317 answers, last by aelmpvw 18:24 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Disney Divorce...

In The Divorce Court.....................................................................Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in the divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you...
23:43 Mon 08th Apr 20132 answers, last by marval 17:28 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

The Blonde In Church....

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot...
12:29 Tue 09th Apr 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:19 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Apple Turnover....

This bloke was driving along a country lane. Along the side of the lane he sees a sign: "Apples, £5.00 each." So he pulls over to the side of the road and asks the farmer why his apples are so...
15:02 Tue 09th Apr 20135 answers, last by moonraker558 20:09 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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queenofmean

He's Out...

and he's coming home YIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!...
16:03 Tue 09th Apr 201310 answers, last by queenofmean 16:18 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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MrsLulu

Disposable Urine Bottle

My daughter is an Activity Co-Ordinator in a care home. Today an elderly male was admitted to the home. My daughter had to show him how to use a disposable urine bottle. Would you say that was an...
18:08 Mon 08th Apr 201314 answers, last by Canary42 20:29 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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BlueToffee

Boots

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything...
19:35 Mon 08th Apr 20135 answers, last by starone 10:46 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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sebhfhion

Answerbank Etiquette

Hi. I joined this site this afternoon with a question in home and gardens then had a look around the site and realised its a bit more than just a question and answer site so i might pop in from time...
19:28 Mon 08th Apr 201332 answers, last by hc4361 22:36 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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TWR

Disabled Parking.

There seems to be issues throughout the country with Disabled parking area's, taken up by the Lazy Basds that do not like to walk far, I am taking about those that has no disability at all, in the...
19:23 Mon 08th Apr 201355 answers, last by sara3 09:42 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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excelsior-1

Two Flies Sitting On.....

.... robinson crusoe's knee one says to the other "i'm off now, i'll see you on friday...
19:16 Mon 08th Apr 20133 answers, last by Fanriffic 20:20 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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marval

Bump

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason...
11:24 Mon 08th Apr 20136 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:53 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Cheat...

A cringe joke for you....................................................A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.................................... Suddenly, Lorraine...
13:24 Mon 08th Apr 20136 answers, last by Flyhalf 23:28 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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wendilla

Spacestation On It's Rounds Again Visible Over The Uk

One sighting only tonight 9 52pm for 1 min. SW departing SSW Some longer views later in the week...
17:55 Mon 08th Apr 201310 answers, last by headwreck 19:19 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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Iluvspikey

Doing Chinese/thai Homemade Tonight - What Are You Having?

Little crab cakes spiked with chili, sweet chili, lime and soy dipping sauce Sticky BBQ ribs Chicken chow mein Beef with ginger and spring onion Stir-fried Chinese mixed vegetables - peppers, baby...
17:45 Mon 08th Apr 201316 answers, last by Iluvspikey 21:50 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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nailit

Sentenced Tomorrow

Just to thank all on here who have supported me over the last year with my various problems and my legal issues. Im in crown court tomorrow for sentencing and might not be back for a while. wish me...
16:26 Mon 08th Apr 201336 answers, last by kloofnek 09:42 Wed 10th Apr 2013
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queenofmean

Well...

the sun is shining, Rice Pudding is in the oven, now to sit and watch The Help and day dream about food (that I can't really eat) Happy Afternoon AB'ers...
16:04 Mon 08th Apr 201315 answers, last by queenofmean 16:43 Mon 08th Apr 2013

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