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excelsior-1

Formula 1

here we go...
07:01 Sun 14th Apr 201319 answers, last by erin-x 10:11 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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Fanriffic

Ding Dong - A Few Jokes To Exercise The Chuckle Muscles

I was sitting at home tonight watching the TV when the door bell went. Kids these days, they’ll nick anything. What's the first sign of madness? Suggs walking up your garden path. Morris dancing!...
00:29 Sun 14th Apr 20139 answers, last by marval 16:35 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Time once again for Nungate Towers to open the portals for the meeting of the AB Mad Over Fifties. For tonight's extravaganza, we have the Hot Plate Special, a lovely hot and spicy Chilli con Carne,...
19:58 Sat 13th Apr 2013208 answers, last by nungate 00:42 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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cecil39

Britain's Got Talent

Or should I call it the Ant and Dec show, who's willing to bet that we see more of those little show offs than we do of the acts on the stage? I do like the show as I like to see new talent starting...
16:51 Sat 13th Apr 201320 answers, last by cecil39 14:13 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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Iluvspikey

I Fancy Something Different From The Chinese Tonight,

we are all going up to my parents place tomorrow for lunch, so I don't know what we are having. I usually order a curry and a chow mein(chicken and beef) (two small portions = 1 regular portion, they...
17:25 Sat 13th Apr 201311 answers, last by Matheous-2 18:16 Tue 16th Apr 2013
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marval

A Little Smile?

So then they handcuffed me and said, “Anything you say can and will be held against you.” I said “Johnny Depp.” I changed my password to “Incorrect,” So whenever I forget what it is, the...
17:32 Sat 13th Apr 20134 answers, last by zebo 10:06 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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Gizmonster

Are My Testicles Black ????

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the...
14:50 Sat 13th Apr 20132 answers, last by marval 19:19 Sat 13th Apr 2013
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anotheoldgit

Why Listening To Music Is As Good As Sex

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2308020/How-listening-new-music-really-CAN-make-happy-Scientists-say-hearing-new-tunes-rewarding.html Taking into account today's 'new music', what does...
14:51 Sat 13th Apr 201312 answers, last by askyourgran 20:49 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Friends?....

A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver....
14:31 Sat 13th Apr 20135 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:36 Mon 15th Apr 2013
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LazyGun

Is News Bad For Your Health?

News if bad for you, m'kay? At least, thats what this article is suggesting. Makes for interesting reading, I think. From the article "ews is toxic to your body. It constantly triggers the limbic...
12:23 Sat 13th Apr 201321 answers, last by FredPuli43 16:37 Sat 13th Apr 2013
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anneasquith

Feel Good Film ?

ET itv2 at 6pm :)
12:32 Sat 13th Apr 201313 answers, last by nannybooby 13:40 Sat 13th Apr 2013
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giveup

Bad Morning

Just dropped a tray of scones as I was taking them out of the oven,then turned the tap on which hit something in the sink and soaked me. Cleared up the mess turned the tap on again and got soaked for...
12:23 Sat 13th Apr 201311 answers, last by CatGirl4 14:49 Sat 13th Apr 2013
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shiznit

Uk Oblivion Trailer

Does anyone know what the piece of music used on this? Thanks...
12:48 Sat 13th Apr 201312 answers, last by shiznit 07:42 Mon 22nd Jul 2013
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Jemisa

How Much??....

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom's best friend takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replies the man, "when we finished making love on the...
11:50 Sat 13th Apr 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 13:06 Sat 13th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

I've Got A Headache!....

An executive had to get rid of one member of his staff. He couldn't decide between Mary and Jack: both had equal seniority and qualifications. Unable to choose, he finally decided that whoever used...
12:56 Sat 13th Apr 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:04 Sat 13th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Accidental?

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our...
22:36 Fri 12th Apr 20135 answers, last by SeanVictorydawn 16:16 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. The sky is clear, but we are told to expect rain. How unusual. Have a happy day everyone....
04:56 Sat 13th Apr 2013154 answers, last by TWR 10:11 Sat 13th Apr 2013
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DocSausage

Correct Pronounciation Of Joachim

ive no idea where to put this so forgive me if its misplaced but I'm watching Cameron and his missus meeting the Merkels in Meseberg The man on the BBC pronounces Joachim Merkels forename as a vaguely...
22:59 Fri 12th Apr 201317 answers, last by Peter Pedant 23:52 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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excelsior-1

Chores

john was going around door to door looking for chores to do. he went to this house where an old man lived and the old man had a chore for him. he said he would pay him 50 pounds if he painted his...
20:52 Thu 11th Apr 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:49 Fri 12th Apr 2013
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adrianben

Who Is The Greatest Scientist (Genius) ?

Your starter for ten is - Newton, Darwin or Einstein OR one of your own choice !
21:49 Fri 12th Apr 201336 answers, last by methyl 23:18 Fri 12th Apr 2013

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