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adrianben

Here's A Funny Thing !

Flicking through the freeview and I thought it said "North Korea Underwear" - was just about to tune in and realised it was "undercover" - can't be bothered !...
22:33 Mon 15th Apr 20134 answers, last by adrianben 22:39 Mon 15th Apr 2013
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AlwaysConfused

Transporting A Snake

I am planning on getting a royal python, I am going to check the snake and its viv out tonight. What is the best way to transport a snake? I have read that putting it in a pillowcase is the least...
17:25 Mon 15th Apr 201328 answers, last by ChuckFickens 13:47 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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marval

Four For The Price Of One

Did you hear about the successful bonsai tree grower? He got so good he ended up looking for a house with a smaller garden. One lady to a salesman in a shop: “I want to select a shirt for my...
17:29 Mon 15th Apr 20139 answers, last by Jemisa 23:25 Mon 15th Apr 2013
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sunny-dave

The Answerbank Hotel

Welcome to the wonderful AnswerBank Hotel, stunningly situated in the small Gnomeshire village of Abton. Manager & Owner – Ab_Ed We have a full staff of highly experienced professionals eager to...
23:49 Mon 08th Apr 2013527 answers, last by humbersloop 18:45 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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sir.prize

Big Ben

being silenced on Wednesday during the funeral. Bl00dy why?...
15:56 Mon 15th Apr 201341 answers, last by Mass_Hysteria 00:10 Tue 16th Apr 2013
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MadMen

Going To The Docs - With A List!

I don't often go to the doctors. I have a bit of a phobia (white coat syndrome apparently) and prefer to ask on AB and then self medicate. I have been just recently, but generally I tend not to....
15:32 Mon 15th Apr 201344 answers, last by Connemmara 23:00 Tue 16th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Baby Names....

A pregnant woman from Colchester was involved in a car accident and, while in hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke a week later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child,...
12:29 Mon 15th Apr 20136 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 11:26 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Birth Control Pills...

An elderly woman went into the doctor's. When the doctor asked whats wrong & why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute...
12:52 Mon 15th Apr 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 15:29 Mon 15th Apr 2013
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excelsior-1

The Shawshank Redemption

itv2 tonight at 2100hrs arguably, one of the best films of the nineties i shall be in bed - but i have set it to record...
13:53 Sun 14th Apr 201341 answers, last by Bbbananas 17:13 Fri 19th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Ououch!!!

painful? Submitted By: | Current Rating: A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well,...
15:03 Sun 14th Apr 20132 answers, last by starone 11:40 Tue 16th Apr 2013
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Tilly2

Back To Work This Week

I hate the summer term. All the angst about exams......................and I don't mean the students! (Although they get jittery, as well) Wish me luck....
17:06 Sun 14th Apr 201319 answers, last by askyourgran 21:13 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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Tilly2

Every Sunday.............

When I take the roast out of the oven, my husband says, 'That looks lovely where's yours?' It's getting a bit boring after 35 years but I still manage to smile....
19:50 Sun 14th Apr 201312 answers, last by Tilly2 10:06 Mon 15th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Cardiologist....

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone...
14:44 Sun 14th Apr 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:46 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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Jordyboy9

I Am So Happy

For a wee change I would like to say how happy I am with my life.my wifes fine, my dogs fine, and things are going great,this is a great site to be on and i love the banter,at the moment I am...
13:16 Sun 14th Apr 201329 answers, last by Iluvspikey 23:47 Mon 15th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

The Pill....

A lorry driver was pulled over by a Traffic Cop. The Copper told him to get out of the lorry, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab....
13:13 Sun 14th Apr 20134 answers, last by frugalfred 16:25 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Oop's!

They Do It in Europe...................................................... After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can't make any noise," she...
12:57 Sun 14th Apr 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 13:00 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Broken,,,

There was a little boy and a little girl having a bath together. He was looking between her legs, Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it she said?" "No way --------- you...
12:40 Sun 14th Apr 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 12:49 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Why?...

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop....
12:14 Sun 14th Apr 20132 answers, last by Fanriffic 14:14 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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bazwillrun

What Can We Expect When ......

people like blair depart this mortal coil ? look at the damage him and his mob did/have done to the country judging by the animosity to MT, like the roman games there could be days of non stop...
12:41 Sun 14th Apr 201321 answers, last by Answerprancer 18:41 Mon 15th Apr 2013
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Sunday...windy here in Edinburgh...hope it stays dry...up to mum and dad's soon....do a bit in their garden...hope you all have great day...xx...
05:19 Sun 14th Apr 2013131 answers, last by tonyav 08:57 Sun 14th Apr 2013

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