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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

It's Friday once again. The weekend looms large. I have a dinner dance to go to tomorrow evening. Not too bothered but I can't get out of it. Apart from that I have nothing of any odds to do....
05:20 Fri 19th Apr 2013162 answers, last by murraymints 08:24 Fri 19th Apr 2013
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FredPuli43

Don't Say Anything

Don't say anything, but Friday, today's, Daily Mail has no real news but....the Romanian beggars are back. Do you think anyone will mention this here in question form?
02:29 Fri 19th Apr 201322 answers, last by Gran67 14:07 Fri 19th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

The Pope &.............

The Pope & The Rabbi............................ Every time a new Pope is elected, there are many rituals in accordance with tradition, but, there is one tradition that very few people know about....
00:11 Fri 19th Apr 20136 answers, last by starone 00:08 Sun 21st Apr 2013
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queenofmean

Speedway Fans?

This Weekend's GP what are your predictions?
18:25 Thu 18th Apr 201335 answers, last by queenofmean 19:29 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Swiper

Sea Monkeys, How Do I Take Care Of Them.

My daughter got some of those little sea monkeys that are actually tiny shrimp or something and the kit came with instructions but most of them were lost in translation. They intructions say something...
12:15 Thu 18th Apr 201314 answers, last by lankeela 20:47 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Gizmonster

How Many Rhyming Words Can You Make - Try And Beat My Attempt ... :)

Ok - here's the rules ...... easy enough - how many 4 letter words can you make that all rhyme ?? My words: book buck cook duck f*** hook look luck muck nook puck rook ruck suck took tuck wook yuck (I...
17:38 Thu 18th Apr 201324 answers, last by Gizmonster 21:28 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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queenofmean

Where Can I Get

some nice little (well not LITTLE) notecards for Penpalling that are reasonably well priced?...
17:50 Thu 18th Apr 20136 answers, last by queenofmean 18:13 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Guts & Balls.

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,...
23:19 Mon 15th Apr 20137 answers, last by marval 16:20 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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slinky.kate

Help Please

sadly my brother passed away this morning,my S.I.L.has asked me to pick a hymn for his funeral in the catholic church,i am a lapsed catholic and cant really think of anything,can you suggest a few...
14:29 Thu 18th Apr 201338 answers, last by ethandron 18:07 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Smowball

Phobias?

Do any of you have a phobia? Or at least something you are really scared of? One of my sons has a phobia of wasps. If one goes within 10 feet of him he abosolutely freaks out and runs screaming in the...
13:56 Thu 18th Apr 201352 answers, last by Prudie 17:51 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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sunny-dave

Les Chats Ninja

More feline based nonsense ....
13:51 Thu 18th Apr 201314 answers, last by wolf63 16:07 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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emmie

What's The Weather Like

where you are. We now have a severe thunderstorm, what happened to spring.....
14:40 Thu 18th Apr 201331 answers, last by em10 07:03 Fri 19th Apr 2013
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starone

Forgot My Glasses!

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me"...
10:05 Thu 18th Apr 20137 answers, last by starone 16:56 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Panda...

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. "Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage. The panda pauses...
15:21 Thu 18th Apr 20137 answers, last by mrs.chappie 00:26 Fri 19th Apr 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

A very windy Thursday. I'm off at six to take a friend to a hospital appointment in Gloucester. I'm picking her up in Stroud then a fight with the traffic on the M5. It's going to be an all day event...
05:12 Thu 18th Apr 2013112 answers, last by Baldric 09:11 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

2Inches Bigger...

Glenn and his wife were working in their garden one day when Glenn looks over at his wife and says, "Your @rse is getting really big. I bet your @rse is bigger than the barbeque." With that he...
22:57 Wed 17th Apr 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 04:53 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Barbeque Facts

BBQ: It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad,...
23:27 Wed 17th Apr 201312 answers, last by anagram 22:15 Fri 17th May 2013
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Jemisa

The Diagnosis...

Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and discussing any abnormalities with each other that they may have seen in passers-by. They would then...
00:02 Thu 18th Apr 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 04:51 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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ruthandsam

Coffin - Feet First

Hi, Does the coffin always get carried into Church feet first and if so why? Just wondering that's all....
20:00 Wed 17th Apr 20137 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:43 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Stingman

Flight.s

Can any one tell me how long it take.s to fly to Newquay from leeds
19:55 Wed 17th Apr 20139 answers, last by Nibble 20:29 Wed 17th Apr 2013

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