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queenofmean

Sick - Again

I'm sick of being sick Happy Wednesday Everyone hope you are all well :)...

dr b

An Arrest In The Boston Bombing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22190353 Good. Hopefully it is the guilty party....

Messalina

Well I Never......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTRhiOeRzfA&feature=player_embedded...

Eve

Persevere

A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his Mother. As he opened it a twenty-dollar bill fell out. He thought to himself,...

McMouse

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for £150...

Answerprancer

Excelsior-1

I've been scanning your posts and I think you're the kind of guy I can really relate to. Do you have a beard?

excelsior-1

Sharingham

good evening i have occasionally been reading your responses to an assortment of posts & threads, and i have become very impressed with your logical, polite, erudite and mature attitude in such a...

March-Hare

London

Can anyone recommend any usual tours in London - something you wouldn't expect to see, something not on the usual tourist top ten? Have thought of The Old Bailey, Lincoln's Inn - but where else?

jonah hart

Other Dogs On "heat" Torment

Any advice on what to do with my dog alfie. Theirs a female dog on our estate that must be on heat which is making my alfie crazy. He's been up whining since 4 this morning. We've gave him one of my...

wendilla

Spacestation Sighting Over England This Evening

1st sighting 9 34pm a minute earlier than previous time stated for 4 mins W departing ESE. 2nd sighting 11 11 pm for 1 min W departing W...

queenofmean

Teenage Cancer Trust - Villages And Towns In Scotland

Cryptic Clues Stuck on The Following :- 1) Murder at Home (6) 2) Heavyweight for head of college (8) 3) Ibetha Overdone (5,6) 5) Put Your money on the black (6) 8) Cheap percussion (7) 13) Paint the...

magsmay

Had A Hectic Hour...

Oh I am so pleased and relieved at the same time I had to share ;-) I have just spent the last hour with a poor sheep that was trying to deliver a lamb -have been watching it all afternoon and...

starone

Here Is Another 'difference'

COMPLETE AND FINISHED No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England, and attended...

Jemisa

Dinner Invitation...

A man invites his friend back home for dinner. The wife screams at him... "I've not done my hair, not done my make-up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking!...

Sharingan

Going To Jail

Like many young adults, my brother took very badly to going to jail. He changed instantly. He became violent and reclusive, lashing out at any attempts to communicate with him. He then went on hunger...

BAKERS DOZEN

Fifty Shades Of Grey

My friend just sent me this and it made me laugh. Thought I'd share it with you all. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a...

marval

Three For One

A man travelling through Arizona stops at a small town and goes into a bar. He stands at the end of the bar and lights up a cigar. As he sips his drink, he stands there quietly blowing smoke rings....

Iluvspikey

If You Could Be Your Favourite Literary Character For A Day,

who woud you be?

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

A wet 'n windy Tuesday, but it is a bit warmer, so not doom and gloom. I't not raining at the moment but it has been. I can't see any stars so it very likely will again soon. On that cheerful note,...

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