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There Was The Jewish Surgeon ....

... who was taken to court by the parents of a child on whom he had performed the 'brit milah' it was alleged that he botched the procedure however, the case was dismissed on account of the evidence...
18:46 Sun 07th Apr 201313 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:28 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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maggiebee

Banking Crisis?

The current banking crisis explained by an Irishman Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry...
19:35 Sun 07th Apr 20137 answers, last by starone 10:39 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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Caribeing

The Most Gorgeous Man/woman Ever

The most gorgeous man/woman ever. I know beauty is skin deep and people are beautiful in their own ways, but this is for the most gorgeous looking! I will go for George Best, Elvis Presley.
18:54 Sun 07th Apr 2013104 answers, last by grumpy01 23:30 Sun 07th Apr 2013
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Jeza

I Always Shop On Tuesday's.......

Circumstances prevented it this week so I went today. The car park was nearly empty and free. Got round the shops in record time. Maybe I will change my day. The only downside is the TV mag as it goes...
17:41 Sun 07th Apr 201325 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:58 Sun 07th Apr 2013
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queenofmean

Is Everyone Having A Good Sunday?

I'm not been stuck in bed all day - I've realised how starving I am but I can't manage food :( Sitting watching Disney films to pass time...
16:16 Sun 07th Apr 201368 answers, last by gness 21:05 Sun 07th Apr 2013
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anotheoldgit

Can't We Get Rid Of Any Of Foreign Criminals?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304888/Polish-wife-killed-husband-stamping-repeatedly-head-deported-EU-rules.html Yet another example of how the EU makes it impossible for us to send a...
15:58 Sun 07th Apr 201312 answers, last by Sharingan 11:20 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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anneasquith

The Kings Speech ?

as above. is it worth watching. tia.
13:32 Sun 07th Apr 201337 answers, last by answermethat 18:44 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Camouflage Training....

During camouflage training in North Wales, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that...
15:45 Sun 07th Apr 20133 answers, last by starone 10:42 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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moonraker558

Old Moony.

Old Moony gets on a bus, there are no seats so I lean on my walking stick, suddenly the bus brakes sharply and I slip. A young boy sat watching me say's "Mister, if you had a rubber on the end of your...
13:46 Sun 07th Apr 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:36 Sun 07th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Hovis?

A man entered a restaurant and then noticed a sign which read: "£250 if we don't fill your order." He ordered a monkey tail sandwich with brown bread. The waitress jotted it down and went to the...
14:03 Sun 07th Apr 20134 answers, last by stoofur 10:37 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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cupid04

Doctors.

A man goes to his doctor's surgery complaining he has something stuck up his backside. Upon examination the doctor finds a £10 note lodged firmly in his back passage. He pulls it out, then another,...
14:17 Sun 07th Apr 20133 answers, last by Svejk 15:38 Sun 07th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Diet Of....

4 months agoA man returns from the Middle East and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to hospital to undergo some tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a...
23:45 Sat 06th Apr 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:30 Sun 07th Apr 2013
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iansterling

This Is M Gift, It Is Also My Burden

what si the film...
00:34 Sun 07th Apr 20136 answers, last by shiznit 12:54 Sat 13th Apr 2013
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nungate

Time For Bed

Good night to all of you late night stalwarts
01:10 Sun 07th Apr 20133 answers, last by gness 01:16 Sun 07th Apr 2013
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nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Time for Nungate Towers to open the doors and welcome all Mad Over Fifties. for another evening of fun and frolics. The Tailcock of the evening will be "Confused" neither I nor the mixologist who...
20:00 Sat 06th Apr 2013239 answers, last by nungate 00:17 Sun 07th Apr 2013
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2sp_

A Handy Tip...

Never, ever, ever buy a full box (that's 48 folks) of Cadbury's Creme Eggs because you are worried that the won't be selling them until next January. You may think that you will ration yourself to one...
21:11 Sat 06th Apr 201361 answers, last by craft1948 23:14 Sat 06th Apr 2013
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Psybbo

Why Are Some Abers

nasty to popular contributers?
20:59 Sat 06th Apr 2013167 answers, last by Arksided 01:20 Sun 07th Apr 2013
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musicman4

Tesco Liver, Onions And Gravy

If just had tesco lambs liver, onions and gravy - um um. There's not many bargains out there but I feel this is 3 x packs for £5. Has any1 tried it......
18:42 Wed 03rd Apr 201310 answers, last by boxtops 19:33 Sat 06th Apr 2013
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Georgiesmum

Shade Card.

All the answers are either a colour or shade. 2. Who connects Pike and Harkinson (3.8.) 20. A,K,Q,J,10. ((5.5.) 32. Kentucky(3.9.5.) Many thanks for any help.x...
15:25 Sat 06th Apr 20138 answers, last by Georgiesmum 15:34 Sat 06th Apr 2013
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10ClarionSt

39 Years Ago Today..............

............ABBA won the Eurovision with Waterloo. Chelsea drew 1-1 with Leeds at Stamford Bridge. Manchester City Centre was cordoned off because of an IRA bomb. How do I know these things? I got...
14:56 Sat 06th Apr 201318 answers, last by TheOtherHalf 11:10 Sun 07th Apr 2013

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