Fishing Story...

[Jemisa]

I went fishing this last weekend,but after a short time I ran out of bait.

Then I saw a cotton-mouth water moccasin snake with a frog in its mouth.Frogs are good Bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels, and poured some whisky in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident & carried on fishing using the frog as bait.
A little later I felt a nudge, on my foot.
There was that same snake -

withe two frogs in his mouth.

(emailed to me from my American pal)

[flump1]

Jem, that's another good one xx

[Wharton]

WC Fields carried a bottle of rye in a pocket of his coat which he said was an antidote for snakebites. In another pocket he carried a snake.

[cupid04]

was it a one-eyed trouser snake? lol!

[Wharton]

^lol cupid pal

[excelsior-1]

who said reptiles aren't smart?

very good, Jem

[Chipchopper]

I like it!! but what a waste of JD ;-)

[starone]

Tee-hee, jem. Never heard that one before!!

[brionon]

Good one !!

[marval]

I like it