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bibblebub

Chubby Checker

http://is.gd/S0iCIy If there was an app named after you what sort of app would you want it to be?...

Duncer

What Have Celtic And Heather Mills Got In Common?

Sorry Septic fans, but I just couldn't resist.......... The second leg is just for show!...

parkie

Parkie

Hi Everyone. My name's changed. Formerly Parkdale, now parkie. See you all later....

CailinDeas

Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for...

wendilla

Spacestation Sighting Over Uk This Evening

1st sighting 6 20 pm for 4 minutes SW departing E 2nd sighting 7 56 pm W departing W No hope here in Leics it has started to rain....

cupid04

How Romantic Is That?

I received a valentine card from mr.c this morning. When I mentioned he hadn't put my name on the card his reply was 'it was on the envelope, wasn't it?' What's the most romantic or unromantic thing...

AB Editor

Username Amnesty Results

Afternoon, I hope to be able to make the following username changes today at some point. These usernames ARE NOT LIVE and you should NOT see or be able to use them YET. I will EMAIL those of you who...

marval

Late Breakfast

Breakfast was a very late affair that day and the husband and wife were fragile indeed. Badly hung over from a particularly wild party the night before. Bleary-eyed, with two trembling hands holding...

queenofmean

Supposedly...

I was in Japan last night checking my emails (someone was trying to hack my email) at 23minutes past midnight when really I was en route to the washing machine here at home Curiosity has got the...

starone

A Few Snippets

Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police womans uniform, he finally decided if...

Barmaid

The Alternative User Names Thread

Just a bit of fun for an otherwise boring Thursday afternoon. Rule is quite simple:- Choose a user name for the person above you. I have no doubt this will descend into chaos within about 5 minutes...

starone

Hooray, My Name Has Changed

Kindly notice everyone for future use, I am now starone and not starbuckone. You will know because my avatar is still the same, so no excuses. Thanks to ed, true to his promise!

albaqwerty

Good Morning Peeps

It's Thursday, snow has gone but for how long? Hope you each have a nice day xx...

rockyracoon

Hmmmm, Football Again

OH is watching the footie, as he does a lot, now I don't mind but does he really have to listen to the highlights and post mortem that continues for bloody ages after it. Do all you blokes do that?...

netibiza

Burger?

I just ordered a burger and they asked "Mince sauce" I thought that was strange then I realised they said "Minced Horse"!...

TWR

Emigrate!

If given chance, would you?

lankeela

Condoms

The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word...

Smowball

Bizzare Snacks.

Our local radio station did a daily competition to find the oddest snacks that just shouldnt work but do. The DJ's tasted 3 every day and picked a winner. Their favourite winner was ' Alternative...

MadMen

The Hottie/hotness Of Ab....

As above, who do you reckon would be the hottie/hotness of AB? For me... Male: Hoppy/Talbot (can't decide) Female: NoMercy/Gness...