A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the...
My Mate needs some help I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help! His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came...
A man was walking down the street, when suddenly he was hit by a car.A policeman that attended the scene said to the injured man, " Did you get a look at the driver?" "No. " said the man, "but I can...
My dentist just won "dentist of the year"All he got was a little plaque. Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you"re going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next...
Friday - chilly outside and a bit of drizzle but at least the wind has abated. 2nd weekend of the 6 Nations this weekend and i'm looking forward to seeing Sundays clash between Ireland and England in...
A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing. "Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?" "No, I haven't. What's the...
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll...
Hooray....brought him home tonight....fingers crossed he'll stay home...next chemotherapy 14th.......birthday on the 12th.....staying here again tonight to get them both settled in....Will sleep...
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. "I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can...
Went for a check up at Christies today, to find the tumour had spread, and further chemo needed, but not tiill stronger, eating is a major prob,a big fight is on.
flag pole 2 Irish men are sent to measure the hight of a flag pole.When they get there they discover they don`t have a ladder.A blonde comes along and asks what is wrong.When they explain the blonde...
Have just enjoyed a sumptuous 4 and a half hour lunch with friends, wonderfully prepared by Mrs BT and all washed down with a bottle of Bergerac (de Conte) white, and 2 bottles of Margeaux. Roll on...
Trying to buy a present for a man who is a complete workaholic, and already has every gadget known to mankind is very difficult. So, I have bought tickets for him (and me lol) to go to the top of The...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice fecuking bike you got there. Did Santa bring that...