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Sparkles62

Crying Over Chopped Onions

Just chopped onions to go in tortillas, eyes burning and streaming, does anybody have any tips to prevent this....what do YOU do?
20:17 Sat 02nd Feb 201339 answers, last by LyndaB 08:33 Sun 10th Feb 2013
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joeluke

How Come

they can detect traces of pork in halal meat served to prisoners yet miss all the drugs, mobile phones etc which are smuggled in?
20:12 Sat 02nd Feb 201313 answers, last by Orderlimit 05:44 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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marval

Ticket

A flight attendant stationed at a departure gate extended her hand for a man's ticket. He opened his trench coat and flashed at her. Without missing a beat she said. "Sir, I need to see your ticket,...
15:37 Sat 02nd Feb 20134 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:32 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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Jemisa

Dumplings...

Made the stew, meat nice & tender, veg still with a bite, beautiful thick gravy & I've just added the dumplings to simmer on top for 20mins, When risen like white fluffy clouds we'll tuck in... Got...
19:01 Sat 02nd Feb 201313 answers, last by diddlydo 16:32 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

Who Among You ...

... can keep a secret?...
18:51 Sat 02nd Feb 201314 answers, last by friedgreentomato 19:47 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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Jemisa

Moooooor

(You asked for it) Are you ready for some cow jokes! There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty...
13:54 Sat 02nd Feb 20134 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:31 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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owdhamer

Owd

Owd back in the royal Oldham,getting worse.
14:06 Sat 02nd Feb 201388 answers, last by gness 01:07 Thu 07th Feb 2013
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Iluvspikey

Has Anybody Got Any Unfulfilled Ambition/s?

I'd love to have the stories I write printed into a proper book!
17:28 Sat 02nd Feb 201350 answers, last by BlueToffee 21:28 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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emmie

Pick Tv Channel

have you got this on your tv. i was doing a little channel hopping and found it. They were showing some Sky programmes, like Game of Thrones. Presumably they are first season, is this going to be a...
17:01 Sat 02nd Feb 201314 answers, last by em10 17:19 Mon 04th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

365 Times!

A man takes his wife to the County Show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns...
13:18 Sat 02nd Feb 20137 answers, last by frugalfred 20:45 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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DSJ

St. Guthlac's Ladies Guild 'great British Cities' Quiz - Results

Thank you all for supporting our fundraising quiz. A total sum of £700.00 was raised. 187 entries were received of which 66 were all-correct. The Reverend Philp Brent, our Rector, drew the £25.00...
15:17 Sun 27th Jan 20137 answers, last by oxburgh2 13:53 Wed 06th Feb 2013
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bezzy

Shed Light

can anyone tell me where I can buy one of those round lights that are suitable for somewhere like a shed or garage. battery operated where you just press the front for on and off
15:17 Sat 02nd Feb 20138 answers, last by alwaysbroke 12:14 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

Tonyav

go my new windscreen it's nice and shiny ... i need to go get the car washed now, as it looks filthy by comparison...
13:37 Sat 02nd Feb 20134 answers, last by Toureman 19:07 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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Jemisa

Winter Of My Life!!...

You know. . . Time has a way of moving quickly And catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was young, Just married and embarking on my new life with my mate. And yet...
00:27 Sat 02nd Feb 201317 answers, last by Jemisa 14:07 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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webbo3

The Non-Conformist Sparrow

Once upon a time there was a non-conformist sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. Soon, however, the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly decided to fly south after all. In a...
13:25 Sat 02nd Feb 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 14:01 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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RiskyBiscuit

Ski Lodge (A Bit Rude)

Three men go on a ski trip together. They call up their travel agent, and they inform them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The three jump at the opportunity and they decide to go...
12:34 Sat 02nd Feb 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 12:37 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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gollob

My Grandfather Has Been Taking Viagara

but now he has gone and got it mixed up with Tippex and got a large correction I was asked if I had ever been bitten by a shark . i said no but I had been stung by a taxi driver My father is 92 and he...
11:25 Sat 02nd Feb 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:09 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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sandyRoe

Neigh, Neigh, And Thrice Neigh...

Is there nowhere free from this horsemeat scandal? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2271440/Burger-King-admits-selling-beef-burgers-Whoppers-containing-horse-meat.html#axzz2JjFXHABl...
09:36 Sat 02nd Feb 201314 answers, last by grasscarp 12:28 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

It's the weekend. Good rugby to be watched, then out to dinner with friends this evening. Day sorted! :o} Have a happy day everyone....
05:36 Sat 02nd Feb 2013151 answers, last by tonyav 11:10 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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kitty123

Mornings.

How long does it take you to come round in the morning?...
10:42 Sat 02nd Feb 201324 answers, last by tiggerblue10 20:21 Sat 02nd Feb 2013

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