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sandyRoe

Cesar Dog Food, 'tender Rabbit & Heart...'

All the talk of horsemeat in hamburgers got me thinking. The tinned food I buy for my dog doesn't look unattractive. Could humans eat it without any risk to their health?
10:22 Sat 02nd Feb 201320 answers, last by Mosaic 11:41 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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friedgreentomato

Fao Sqad

Sqad, In minor accident yesterday, I have a sore chest where the seat belt locked in and minor back pain in the base of my back. I'm thinking not a lot can be done other than heat applied onto my back...
10:05 Sat 02nd Feb 201315 answers, last by friedgreentomato 10:37 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

On My 'to Do' List

Buy a tortoise Name it the speed of light Tell people I can run faster than the speed of light...
22:25 Fri 01st Feb 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 01:22 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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marval

Dear Abby

Dear Abby I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and...
17:06 Fri 01st Feb 20136 answers, last by askyourgran 23:20 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess ....

...but it was no match for me at kick boxing...
22:51 Fri 01st Feb 20133 answers, last by bibblebub 23:01 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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starone

More Female Thoughts.

1. I will never be over the hill, I'm too darn tired to climb it! 2. Someone sent me an email about using VODKA for cleaning around the house. It worked!!! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the...
00:39 Fri 01st Feb 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:43 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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starone

Just A Few Thoughts

You know why a woman's work is never done? They don't get up early enough. And then she asked "What's the best form of birth control after 50?" and I said "Nudity". When you think about it God has to...
22:38 Wed 30th Jan 20134 answers, last by RATTER15 22:57 Thu 14th Feb 2013
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AlwaysConfused

Red Faced

A ginger walks into a store and asks 'do you have shampoo for normal hair?' 'I guess it's a present?', the assistant replies......
22:15 Fri 01st Feb 20134 answers, last by sir.prize 18:40 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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muchlovex

Juggling A Full Time Job As Well As Chores Around House Etc

I am just wondering how other Abers juggle FuLL time work with grocery shopping, cooking meals, keeping the house tidy, dishes, gardening etc. I do most of my chores/shopping on a weekend, and I am so...
20:13 Fri 01st Feb 201328 answers, last by Maidup 22:18 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

Not Much Of A Man?

A little guy sat in a cafe one day eating his lunch. Three Hells Angels walked into the cafe, looked around, and decided to have some fun with the little guy. They sat at his table. One of them took...
19:41 Fri 01st Feb 20133 answers, last by roger 23:52 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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Ann

Suggestions Of Places To Visit

Going away for 2 nights near Coventry (Hinckley side) with friends. Most of the stately homes are closed at the moment - is there anywhere we can go if the weather isn't good please? Doesn't seem much...
19:27 Fri 01st Feb 20137 answers, last by Ann86 19:00 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

Top Ten Blonde Inventions

1) The waterproof towel 2) Solar powered torch 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water 9)...
17:54 Fri 01st Feb 201310 answers, last by Tilly2 22:08 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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queenofmean

Good Afternoon

ABer's I hope you are all well and not caught up in this miserable wet weather
13:40 Fri 01st Feb 201321 answers, last by queenofmean 21:21 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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excelsior-1

Ridiculous Car Insurance Claims

* "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket." * "On approach to the traffic lights the car in front...
18:19 Fri 01st Feb 20137 answers, last by fourteen85 08:36 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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mrs_nordling

Invent A Name For This Room....

The school where I teach has a room where those who don't care for the hustle and bustle of the playground can go - to play board games, use computers, read, and occasionally have lessons in. But we...
17:16 Fri 01st Feb 201343 answers, last by Daisybellemay 01:41 Sat 14th Dec 2013
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ChillDoubt

I Was Assaulted By A Guy With A Power Tool Earlier

Just walking along, minding my own business, when next minute..... Bosch....
17:15 Fri 01st Feb 20135 answers, last by Bazile 17:25 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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murraymints

Too Good To Be True

Just had call from mum..dad taken turn for worse...ambulance on its way....Got to get there ...another night at the western General....! Speak soon as I can..have phone with me..so...adieu Mes...
23:26 Thu 31st Jan 201338 answers, last by Ann86 19:29 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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NoMercy

I'm Going On A Date Next Thursday

He's sweet, kind, incredibly shy, independent, skilled, cute and a tad soppy . Any advice ... like ... what the friggin hell should I wear ??? Ps ... Really not panicking ... !!!...
00:40 Fri 01st Feb 201368 answers, last by joeluke 19:32 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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heatherglen

Book Titles With Vowels And Spaces Missing.

Any help appreciated. SPRSSTLS 2 words and STRT 2 words.
15:48 Fri 01st Feb 20136 answers, last by heatherglen 21:32 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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crisgal

Pleeeease Help Me!

i'm stuck on this level: http://www.coolmath-games.com/0-factory-balls-4/index.html...
20:19 Sun 27th Jan 201337 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:56 Fri 01st Feb 2013

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