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tenrec

Creative Labels Needed ...

I am going to make my grandchildren a stuffed bear each. I would like to design and print a label that says something like "I am bla bla bear and will look after you. Please look after me". Can anyone...
17:09 Mon 28th Jan 201330 answers, last by tenrec 14:52 Thu 07th Feb 2013
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frugalfred

I Hear...

we're sending trainers to Mali; wouldn't sandals be better?
20:30 Tue 29th Jan 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 20:37 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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marval

Can You?

A woman rushes into the lobby of a large hotel and sprints up to the reception desk. Seeing that the only member of staff is talking on the phone, she hammers on the bell for service. The man at the...
18:54 Tue 29th Jan 20132 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:40 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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queenofmean

Very Productive Day

.... Cleaned, cooked, baked and done laundry and played Secretary to my father. Can't wait to put my feet up and indulge on my goodies - who else would like to join me?...
19:33 Mon 28th Jan 201347 answers, last by flump1 15:07 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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marval

Make Sure

A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had...
21:53 Mon 28th Jan 20133 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:14 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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BlueToffee

And They Live Amongst Us.....

From Thomas Cook Holidays listing some of their UK clientele’s genuine complaints. 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store in Indian villages does not sell proper...
20:08 Mon 28th Jan 20138 answers, last by Southwestheating 12:04 Tue 21st May 2013
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dsriram2002

What Are Some Good Sub Topics In 'the World'

I need a very different sub topic in the world. It has to be from a very different angle.
17:32 Mon 28th Jan 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:30 Mon 28th Jan 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

It's Monday once again. It's comparatively warm here in Gloucestershire this morning. We might even see some sunshine today. that'll makw a nice change! Have a happy everyone....
05:37 Mon 28th Jan 2013128 answers, last by gness 09:47 Mon 28th Jan 2013
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MadMen

Do You Do Any Impressions?

My boyf did a really bad impression of someone last night, so I thought it'd be a good opportunity to tell him the impressions I do - which are well known in my family and close friends. He said they...
23:54 Sun 27th Jan 201344 answers, last by MadMen 01:29 Mon 28th Jan 2013
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wolf63

Can You Train A Goldfish?

I am not very sure about this website because it just seems to be a bit far fetched. But just because I have been unable to train my moggies to do any tricks should not cloud my judgement on the...
23:45 Sun 27th Jan 20136 answers, last by cupotee 19:17 Mon 28th Jan 2013
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Grumpygrandad

Medical Alert

Medical Alert Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion. This is good to know... MEDICAL RESEARCH SaskatchewanMedical Association researchers have found That...
19:57 Sun 27th Jan 20137 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:13 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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dentonlass

Monarch Airways

What's the song called the advert has children dancing about its a really sweet tune.
22:11 Sun 27th Jan 20139 answers, last by rweiooisdf 01:46 Mon 28th Jan 2013
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Psybbo

Mrs_Overall

Wishing you a speedy recovery xx
20:39 Sun 27th Jan 20138 answers, last by lady-janine 00:39 Mon 28th Jan 2013
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cupid04

My Sunday Nights Have Been Ruined......

for the next seven weeks. Clarkson and his cronies are back and OH has it blaring out!
21:16 Sun 27th Jan 201324 answers, last by headwreck 22:44 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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frugalfred

I Quit As A Gastroenterologist....

I didn't have the stomach for it. Things went belly up.
20:57 Sun 27th Jan 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:18 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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trt

Snow!!!!!!!

The only thing that settles in the UK that dosent claim BENEFITS!!!!!!...
20:04 Sun 27th Jan 201313 answers, last by craft1948 22:04 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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moonraker558

It's The Way I Tell Em'.

I was telling TTFN in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to...
19:16 Sun 27th Jan 20138 answers, last by ttfn 22:48 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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albaqwerty

Dinner Tonight?

Any plans? We're suffering a chicken risotto (home-made) the younger alba suggested Beef Stroganoff, which he doesn't tolerate, strange child....
17:23 Sun 27th Jan 201348 answers, last by Carakeel 22:01 Sun 27th Jan 2013
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Georgiesmum

Marmite.

Marmite,.Do you love it or hate it?
18:17 Sun 27th Jan 201351 answers, last by parkdale 01:27 Mon 28th Jan 2013
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marval

Gardening

I was carefully examining my tomato plants looking for caterpillar tracks. When I got run over by a tank. I hate my part time job as a leaf blower, the pay is terrible. But if I was a gardener, I...
17:16 Sun 27th Jan 201327 answers, last by cupid04 01:56 Mon 28th Jan 2013

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