Just gone into the kitchen and I found an envelope leaning against the kettle. It's from my no. 1 son's girlfriend, the student nurse thanking me for letting her stay the weekend, and how much she...
**An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the...
The Snow White Ad!.......... Snow White and the Seven Dwarves are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the...
I had to drive 18 miles to work in Cambridge this morning through the snow. My wife and daughter both said I was mad to try it and to just phone in and say I was stuck. I did go and it was one of the...
Item on tonights news about school which went the extra mile to open.......teachers coming in early, clearing paths/playgrounds/carparks, walking round with buckets spreading salt etc Good old British...
JUPITER-MOON CONJUNCTION--TONIGHT! When the sun goes down tonight, step outside and look east. The Moon and Jupiter are shining through the twilight side by side. Most sky watchers will see the two...
A woman goes alone on holiday to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a native Jamaican, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, 'What is your name?' 'I can't tell you,' the Jamaican...
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Now thats what you call curvy!...
I was sent details of a choice of 3 jobs to apply for, I read all 3 descriptions and chose a specific one. Needed to apply online. Went to the website, selected the correct job title, filled in all 8...
Congratulations to 4get on expecting her and her partner's much wanted baby. :) x
I've gone so brood lately. I really want to be a mum and wonder if it's ever going to happen. :(...
Answerbank's addictive, It's worse than Heroin, Back from work, lap top out, Plug in, turn on, log in. Answers to my crosswords, Chats and jokes and trends, Then settle for the evening, And chat to...
