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good afternoon folks we intend to go july-august next year .. all-inclusive. we've done cyprus, malta and spain ... does anybody have any other good all-inclusive places they could recommend?...
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slinky.kate
you aint seen mutton yet ? flash dance(what a filling) meat petite...
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Yahama
On the film Airplane an interviewer says the line "I say let them crash" Who is he? There was a film from the 80's who's tagline was something like "College girl by day, hooker by...
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quizmouse
100 advertising slogans and the things they advertise, for you to solve. Cut off date 25th November Please send donation and SAE to Diane 3 Lark Rise Hardwick Cambridge.CB23 7XZ. Mark your application...
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LochNessMonster
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh! " The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man...
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excelsior-1
intrigued by a thread earlier about a chap finding a creature in his lavatory. had to pop out for a while .. just got back to see developments. no sign of the thread. was it a wind-up .. was there...
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Ruxspin
Hi there, long time lurker here and prefer it this way but just had to sign up after this extremely strange occurrence happened to me. I found a strange creature in my toilet which could be due to our...
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Jemisa
An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog:...
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queenofmean
...tomorrow's trip to the eye hospital. I am going in with the trusty ipod and a clear mind. I have decided what it is about the whole process I don't like, the wee lense thing they aim the laser...
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albaqwerty
Hope all is reasonably well with each. It's a bit nippy outside, I'm glad I'm indoors :-D...
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dotty.
I've given her a small empty cardboard box, some small tupperware containers with lids and some wooden pegs, she's almost cross eyed with concentration. cbeebees is on, aren't kids programmes...
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emmie
for the first time in ages have terrible back pain. If i move my head forward the pain goes right the way down my back. Not sure if I have done anything to cause it. Have had this before some years...
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simonsays2000
I cant believe how quick my question got a response. How many members does this site have? I am impressed!
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queenofmean
Happy Birthday :) xxx
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tinkerbell23
Been working away! A bit too much REALLY tired (but loving it).... Applying for a crisis loan @ moment :0( Last i had dosh was £130 on 23rd aug. been too & from work most days it didnt last...
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WELSHYORKIE
Where is everyone? Dark and nippy here in NW Wales - let's hope it brightens up and gets a bit warmer - oh yes, and stays bleeding dry!!
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petal54
brain strain set in,am away with fairies,

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