Prime Minister Cameron walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me"? Cashier: "It would be my...
i managed to replace three hob rings on my beko cooker......but when i went to switch it back on, it won't work and the circuit for the kitchen has gone bang! some of the electric wires came off when...
I am going to the Essex Dog Show on Sunday its at Hatfield Peveral and a great fun day out for all the family plus your dog, weather permiting of course,going to help out/ be the gopher for the shar...
Please could anyone tell me if it is permitted to give tickets away to family members? I might not be well enough to use mine on 1st September, and I would hate them to be wasted. Im hoping someone...
Went for my appointment today but it was just an assessment, she said I qualified for counselling, should have my first appointment within the next six months, oh and I'm a hero for coping so well...
How many topics on here have you never visited. Forget the subsections, just look through the topics. I have been around here for 7 years and there are a couple of topics I have never ventured into to...
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the...
What d'ya fancy today folks? There's voldy-vents with some creamy chicken type stuff (not too spicy) egg mayo with chives, cocktail sausages, cucumber sandwiches (triangular and crust removed) Fruit...
I'm about to explode. I need to vent. I've effin had it! Work is a complete sh1te and amongst other things I'm literally going mad. Someone just said to me, 'what the worst that could happen' (trying...
...well thats one eye completed....it bleeding well hurt a lot today, and it was the dr who told me i'd need the treatment that did it, he has different methods to the dr I saw before....didn't like...