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it would be insubordinate of me to remain in my jim jams all day?

Are the avatars working

I can't see any avatars on AB today. No-one else has mentioned it so it's probably a problem with my laptop rather than a general problem on AB. Can anyone see the avatars at present? Thanks...

maggiebee

A Clean Sweep

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The...

mrs_overall

When Craft was born, her parents, Mr and Mrs Petulengro, had decided to name her Thumbelina. Then Mrs Petulengro was idly glancing through her medical notes the midwife had left on the bed when she...

TWR

Good Morning

From a dull, wet, miserable N.W.Lancs, of course its a bank holiday.

Slapshot

Good Morning Answerbankers....

I hope you have a lovely late summer bank holiday...;0) Okay okay I'm being sarcastic but I'd rather have rain the the severe gale force winds we have here tonight!! Have a good day everyone...

Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

So special ♥♥♥

starone

What is a 'hotty'?

Sorry to be so ignorant of teenage slang but will you tell me exactly what a 'hotty' is supposed to be like? I realise it is a desirable state to be in but what state and what are they supposed to do?...

Mamyalynne

♫Happy Birthday♫ Jan1957

Happy Birthday Jan, have a great day. Mamya ♥ http://digitalscrappe...y-Birthday-Jan-12.jpg...

cupid04

Toys.

What toys did you have the most fun with when you was a child. I've just seen a thread about space-hoppers which prompted me to ask this. Can anyone remember what you called the hoop you put round...

flipnflap

Wedding gift for around £20-25

What is the best wedding gift you've given or received which cost around £20 - £25 ? I need ideas asap.

Ladymojo

Film Titles

1. I have one to help me walk. 2. Weather report for sailors. 3. Not alive but composed. 4. He's forever planting and weeding. Any help much appeciaed, Thankyou,...

gilliedhu

local quiz

witche beware if you plant this i prefer one of the highlanders doddi's shed needs a good spring clean handsome military man dressed for cricket or tennis...

mrs_overall

Handy Money Saving Tip of the Day

If you are thinking of having lip filler injected, save your money. Simply go for a swim in the North Sea in a swarm of jellyfish, and hey presto, a "trout pout" for free! (This tip is...

hairlady

Monday Express £1000 comp

Hello .fellow compers. What a lovely surprise to discover that my husband and I have won the big Monday crossword prize of £ 1000 pds .We have done crosswords for many years ,simply because we...

nungate

Is Sqad around today?

We need to ask you something Nungate and Queenof Mean...

Prudie

Celebrity Chase

I usually hate celebrity versions of game shows but this has been very entertaining. I thought Jimmy Caarr might do it. Anyone else watching?

marval

Funny or not

A young man went to a carpenter and asked, "Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?" "Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be...

Psybbo

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Suetheramble

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