I've just checked tomorrows weather forecast and discovered it runs out at 05.00hrs. As the storm knocking around is going to hit apocalyptic proportions I just wanted to say it's been nice knowing...
IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776. The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands...
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the...
I am arbitrarily choosing "Books that will make us laugh" as the genre for this month - after a few comments about the 'grim' nature of June's shortlist I thought we should lighten the tone...
I've had this scene from something going round in my head all day and it's driving me nuts. It's someone sitting an exam and their paper is sealed with a little paper fold. They try to break the seal...
Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product." On a snow sled: "Beware: sled may...
Left the house to go meet a friend, and had to go back as i forgot my headphones for the journey!!! He was late, then i had a call to inform me id left the iron on and the ironing board up!!! Aaand...
While the bar customer savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The barman served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special...
Just booked some friends on return flights to Ireland - my first experience with them and their webs#ite! If the Monty Python team laboured at it, they couldn't produce anything so utterly byzantine!...
waiting for murray match to resume if it stops raining. trouble is .. i'm up at 0430 tomorrow for work - so i cannot stay up too late tonight. at what point do they decide not to resume play on the...
Im a tad hungover....nothing too bad just REALLY tired....i keep dozing off but im getting soo hot im having crazy half dreams....weird lol!! Was out dancing last nightn with a few girls. Club had...
Will you be getting the beer in our going down the pub? I reckon I will be one my locals, not sure which one yet. I am coming round to the idea that, if they play to their best, Italy could actually...