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A woman goes into a pharmacy

and says to the pharmacist I'd like some cyanide. He asks what it is for and she says she wants to poison her husband. He is shocked and says I can't possibly let you have any to murder your husband,...

McMouse

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.

tinkerbell23

What are you doing today?

Anything nice? I had an appointment but shuffled it till tomorrow, really cant be @rsed today!! Plan to chill as i didnt sleep great!! Tv session today and gym later!! Btw....how bloody sore Is...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Tuesday and it's cloudy, it's warm though! Not expecting any rain. Have a happy day everyone....

Flyhalf

What's wrong with Mrs BJ?

No, not her health - not great, much the same as ever, now that the she no longer has the warming effect of the Egyptian sunshine. Mrs Overall, whose post on my last thread I have now seen, seems to...

pastafreak

One England Fan is in Deep Doo Doo...

http://uk.news.yahoo....ting-anniversary.html Looks as if he never consulted her...ooops....

Duncer

Any Dave Thorne fans out there

Infantile, utterly sarcastic and very annoying, but I love him.......

Nini74

It's been 2 days and 20 hours

since my last cigarette! Just thought I'd share my pride in myself xxx

excelsior-1

GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY

took a half shift off work today, so i'm home earlier than normal for my late-shift week. the weather is beautiful out there - it is difficult to believe that, only a few days ago, it felt like...

tinkerbell23

Not eating.

Heartbreak diet :0( Just dont feel hungry and cant put food in my mouth... Not ate much all week but havent eaten anything since 5pm sat which was 3 bits of chicken goujon..... I had two bottles of...

grange

telephone number

probably got the wrong catagory here but does anyone know where the phone number 0203 comes from?

Tilly2

Aw, the giraffe has gone!

Now we've got a baggy shorts tennis player with stumpy legs. He's not going to win!

Grandma_Yiddo

Dt quickie

Last one and it's driving me crazy. 22a 7 o?o?i?n. idealistic

devil99

how do i word a letter?

I am no good at wrting down what i want to say wothout going round the houses, so i want to write my gardener a letter to say i no longer require his services but i have no idea how to word it!! any...

Nini74

Could you please all vote?

for my friend's daughter's school - Llwyncrwn Primary School..... They're in 3rd place at the moment and are a relatively small school - the children have all worked really hard at this and I'd love...

horseshoes

England Defeat

I thought they were dreadful! Why is it that after such a shoddy performance we read stuff like this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/...t/0/football/18573729 WHY is he supportive of them? The need a good...