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New Bibles

A priest concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom; he discovered several boxes of new bibles that had never been opened and...

grandpajoe

Course fishing holidays??

Can anybody recommend a fishing holiday, with cabin accommodation, in southern England. Been searching t'internet but can't find anything much. Cheers...

daftgrandad

In the event of a married woman dying intestate,leaving a husband and married son and his wife and her two grandchildren, as her only living relatives,how would her estate,if any, be shared out,once...

Traci66

What is 400 degrees in centigrade please.

Following an American recipe for focaccia and it says preheat oven to 400 degrees, but my oven doesn't go that high, so what is it in England please.

curleyhead

36a sunday express

sunday express 36a small european songbird with greyish brown plumage and black and white head tuft. 7 and 3 letters thanks in anticipation.

wolf63

Good Morning

Good morning everybody. Anybody want to buy a furry-alarm clock. Perfect working order - if you want to get up at silly o'clock each morning....

weecalf

Yup

Are yous up yet

micmak

Reading through past posts...........

I would like to thank Maidup, the little teapot for missing me. No one else did though. ☼ I'm okay thanks for asking. ♥

erin-x

Senna

Just finished watching the documentary film about Ayrton Senna. What a man! Even if you're not an F1 fan, I still highly recommend watching it. It was so emotional I actually shed a tear which is not...

ladyalex

Mad over Fifties Club

The Club is now Open Welcome again to all our members, mad and madder, old and older. The weather continues to be cold, wet and miserable, but a warm and jolly welcome awaits all who enter here....

Barmaid

For anyone in the East

The Red Arrows just did a low pass here over the lake in 5-4 formation. Heading East - on the way to Lowestoft from Yeovilton I guess. Fantastic. My timing was perfect, I'd just gone for a nosy round...

marval

Can Have

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her...

excelsior-1

good avatars

occasionally i see an avatar i like. marval .. yours is brilliant tinkerbell .. yours is cute there are a few others of course....

mrs_overall

I bet I am the only person on AB who...

...has a piece of a plastic lever superglued to their finger

10ClarionSt

Just watched the Olympic torch....

....in Heywood. We thought it would be the usual thing, you know, here it comes, there it goes, but we were right at the change over point, which was really good. Got some nice piccys.

wendilla

Last sighting of SS for a few weeks this evening

Tonight's sighting is 10 21pm only 1 min SW departing SW . Not really worth bothering with . Better luck next time round.

SIRandyraven

Blofelds cats name

Just watching 007 You only live twice. I mentioned to my wife that the evil force driving Blofeld was the white cat. She asked me what the cats name was ? Anyone any ideas ?...

marval

Oldie but Goodie

Miss Bea the church organist was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the...

Hymie

Drinking Yoghurt

I went out last night and drank eleven pints of yoghurt, when I woke up this morning I was mullered.

firewatch

Wow!

My 2 year old just fixed my hoover!! Just thought i would share :)

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