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My Smokie Joe is gone ..

Dont know what to do with myself right now. He was fine in the bedroom this morning as he usually is, let him out and ten minutes later looked in the garden and he was collapsed on his side with his...

emmie

Search Engine

Instead of Google, I now have ask.com, which i don't want, can anyone advise please how i can get Google back. It's on the toolbar with http:// right hand of screen. Can you make it simple as i am not...

anotheoldgit

London bus strike

http://www.guardian.c...-london?newsfeed=true Although today's London bus strike will be most disruptive for travellers, and I presume will not attract much public support, have the bus drivers got a...

Jemisa

A Girls First Time...

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely....

Ann

I am annoyed!

Just been watching Gardeners World on BBC2 and they have announced that it will be off the air for the next FOUR weeks due to Sport!!! Its one of my favourite programmes and I hate Sport! Is this fair...

excelsior-1

germany verses greece

greece will get creamed tonight. then, if our lot get their act together on sunday and defeat italy, they will face germany - and you know what that means . . . PENALTIES and they'll screw up - again...

mrs_overall

The Answerbank Radio Show - Episode 6

In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Slaughterville, Oklahoma) the villagers were once again gathered in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms as PC Andy Hughes addressed them. "I...

Tilly2

Do me a favour please

If I'm still here at 9.30am, please tell me to go away. I haven't been out for my power walk yet and I need to go while the weather's nice. I spent so much time on here yesterday being witchy and I...

Smowball

A very very very early good morning

Sky calm(for the min!!), no wind, and generally ok but after yesterdays gale force wind and torrential rain it could all change within the hour!

moonraker558

Irish Mirror. (I hope this brightens up your day)

After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin . In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen...

Traci66

The chavs prayer ..

Daughter just showed me this from Facebook. Our Father who art in prison Mother knows not his name Thy shoplifting be done In JJB Sports as it is in Poundland Give us this day our welfare bread And...

wendilla

No spacestation sighting tonight. Last sighting tomorrow for a few weeks

is at 10 21pm but only 1 min.

tinkerbell23

My counselling....

By the way, for those who are interested and who chat to me... Ive had my second session, going to review if its working after 4.... Realised a few things that may be affecting me already, that i...

tara20

My Sandy has a Brain Tumour

We've only had him for four years (got him as a pup after Tara) and about six weeks ago he started having epileptic fits. Golden Retreivers seem to be quite often epileptic. Then the fits came more...

wolf63

Being driven insane .......

My little Princess has been annoying the crapola out of me for most of the day. I am trying to play with the computer so she suddenly needs a cuddle or just attention. This is fine by me. But she...

excelsior-1

does anybody remember ...

... with fondness, hopefully, any AB'ers from whom we have not heard recently? for whatever reason, they no longer post here, or have changed their name. in my case - from four years ago - 'babybombo'...

Barmaid

Aching testicle

My OH confided last night that he has had an aching leftie for "several weeks" (in Mr BM speak that probably means "several months"). He says that about 15 years ago he was told he...

albaqwerty

Watch Out Dorset, Venator is

on his way !! Have a blooming lovely birthday x...

WELSHYORKIE

Good Morning One and All

Morning All, dark, damp and generally miserable but enough about me - howare you this morning? Looking forward to the weekend? i know I am but not much planned except chill out and maybe watch the...

Tuvok

Why did I receive a Welcome to Answerbank email?

..... I've been a member for years and today I got a welcome email!!!

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