its a very sad time again, losing my much loved sister on monday gone. Bless her heart, she was wonderfull. This may be played at her funeral hopefully. I loved her and my bro who passed away last...
Two Irish men are driving around town when a police car shows up behind them and flashes the to pull over. The police officer taps on their window. "We are looking for two rapists" said the...
I understood that Sunday had to be kept quiet but the pub next door to me is having football outdoors with a PA system and other jollifications. they have a music licence which requires them to keep...
I'm going out of my wits here, my husband came in yesterday afternoon with several shady friends after having gone out last night clubbing and came in wild eyed and incoherrant. I asked him has he...
Hi all, I'd like to go on the new cable car next week as part of my birthday celebrations (hopefully the queues won't be too crazy!). Does anyone know where it actually is?! i.e. which train/tube...
Any ABer's know ( or educated guess ), who would take a penalty tonight against Italy, should one be awarded during play, asssuming Rooney and Gerrard are both on the pitch ?
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean...