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IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR

Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet...

pusskin

Off to Isle of Wight tomorrow--camping

cant wait to get under the canvas now to have a blissfull sleep. haha. Wish I had internet in the tent though! Will miss you A/Bers....

moonraker558

Morning All.

Another hot day in store, I am fed up with all this sun roll on winter...grey skies, frosts, wind and rain, can't come too soon happy day's. lol.

rsvp

was in Windsor Park for a two day competition over the weekend - just wanted to say it was jaw droppingly stunning - I got up at 5.30am to walk part of the course and it was just soooooo beautiful -...

Philtaz

New Bond Film: Skyfall Trailer

What do you reckon? Loooks good, have been impressed with Craig as Bond thus far. Shame it's not out until November....

denis567

Red Arrows

Just seen a magnificent display of the Red Arrows from my back garden. Just wondered where they were displaying at, but looking at their website, the display season does not start until early June....

smilingcrow

Eating a 2kg burger

Is this bad for your health and do you think its possible? If you eat it you get it free... I was wanting to try eat it.

tinkerbell23

An apology....

I mislead you all.... My interview is friday.... This morning was my driving test...... AND I PASSED :0D Woohooooooo cos my theory expires in 3 days LOL xxxxxxxx...

mrs_overall

Just Back from a hospital appointment

I had to laugh when the doctor said "That's a nasty scar, what happened there?" I was baffled until I realised he was looking at the inside of my leg where the seam of my jeans had left a...

marval

£65,000 quiz show

Jane was a first time contestant on a £65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favour, because Jane had gained a substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but,...

dunroamin

IMOS 763

10a. Causing violent distortion (t-r--u-o-s Thank you...

Caribeing

TV Commentators

Just watching swimming championship on Eurosport, Hamilton Bland commentating, says it all bland, monotonous had to mute, what other commentators annoy you....

berniecuddles

tooth out!!

oh well an hour and a half and counting to have a tooth out feel like a right plonker, getting wound up now, i hate going to the dentist!

LochNessMonster

What is your most favorite sweetie of all time ?

A Flake is mine. Yummmmmy ! Nessie :-p...

ummmm

How mad is this...??

My neighbour has an 06 Mercedes and a K reg Peugeot that he uses for work. He's just gone and got the K reg completely re-sprayed. How much would a K reg be worth now? A lot less than a re-spray.... I...