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The Fanriffic Friday Comedy Show

WARNING! – Some jokes may offend, so don’t read the ones that offend you or you’ll be awfully offended by offensive jokes. Feel free to groan. I used to live next door to a family of...
20:30 Fri 01st Jun 20124 answers, last by tenrec 17:29 Sat 02nd Jun 2012
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Chess Book - Learn The Game

Can anyone recommend a good book for teaching and learning the game of Chess to children aged between 9 and 12. Must have diagrams and be easy to understand the rules. I'll check back here on Tuesday...
21:16 Sun 22nd Apr 20125 answers, last by onlyforpc 23:05 Thu 02nd Jan 2014
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The Glasgow Banter

A stranger to Glasgow met his pal at Central Station. It was obvious that someone had recently punched his face. His pal asked, "What on earth happened to you then?" The chap replied,...
19:53 Sun 22nd Apr 201211 answers, last by HowardKennitby 21:55 Sun 22nd Apr 2012
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Alfred The Butler

The Mistress of the Mansion summons Alfred the Butler to her quarters. “Alfred, take off my dress” she asks. “But madam” replies Alfred, rather stunned. “Take off my...
19:37 Sun 22nd Apr 20124 answers, last by tamborine 13:12 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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Dolly Mixture

A Jelly Baby goes to the doctors. "Doctor, I think I've got a STD". "What makes you think that" the doctor asks. "I've been having sex with all sorts" replies the jelly...
19:30 Sun 22nd Apr 20123 answers, last by marval 13:05 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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Swimming Pool Etiquette

I went swimming at my local baths yesterday and decided to take a sneaky pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me though, he blew his whistle so loudly I nearly fell in....
19:22 Sun 22nd Apr 20126 answers, last by maureenirl 22:05 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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Advanced Technology

There's a new laptop computer coming out next week that sings to you. It's a Dell....
14:44 Tue 10th Apr 20128 answers, last by tenrec 20:43 Tue 10th Apr 2012
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Sooty The Glove Puppet

Sooty and Soo get married. The marriage only lasted one week. Soo is divorcing Sooty on the grounds that he's giving her the silent treatment. Sooty gave no comment when asked earlier today about his...
00:38 Sat 17th Mar 20126 answers, last by boxtops 01:16 Sat 17th Mar 2012
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Statue of Liberty

My mate has fallen in love with the Statue of Liberty. He's got no chance. She's holding a torch for someone else. I'll get my coat....
22:27 Fri 16th Mar 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:10 Fri 16th Mar 2012
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Decisions Decisions - What Car To Purchase?

I'm thinking of downsizing my car later this year due to the rising costs of running the car i.e. petrol, road tax & insurance etc. I currently have a Ford Focus 1.6. From my short list, they are...
20:57 Mon 20th Feb 201217 answers, last by Fanriffic 00:28 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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£160 To See Madonna This Summer in Edinburgh

Story in todays papers say it will cost fans £160 to see Madonna in concert this summer as she plays her first concert in Scotland at Murrayfield Stadium in Edinburgh. That does NOT include...
20:47 Sun 05th Feb 201239 answers, last by ludwig 21:13 Wed 08th Feb 2012
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Sunday School

A Sunday School teacher was teaching her class about the story of Jesus Christ. After telling them a short story about his birth and the events leading to his crucifixion, she then asks the class,...
18:19 Mon 08th Aug 20111 answer, last by vivandorron 18:38 Mon 08th Aug 2011
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Little Johnny Joke - 2 Of 2

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when the teacher picked him to answer a question. “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how...
22:24 Sun 17th Jul 20114 answers, last by hnrthrt 04:04 Mon 18th Jul 2011
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Little Johnny Joke - 1 of 2

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the story of Jesus Christ. After telling them a short story about his birth and the events leading to his crucifixion, she then asks the class,...
22:22 Sun 17th Jul 20112 answers, last by hnrthrt 04:00 Mon 18th Jul 2011
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Lost In Translation

Two Italian men get on a bus. The old biddy behind them eavesdrops on their fast, energetic conversation. She sits bolt upright when she hears one of them say: “Emma comes first. Then I come....
21:19 Sun 17th Jul 20114 answers, last by joekends 13:42 Mon 18th Jul 2011
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Drunk Driving - Old Joke

This bloke was telling his mate about his night-out. Bloke: So after two pints the wife decided she wanted to go home. So we got into the car knowing I shouldn’t be driving but we just wanted to...
20:37 Tue 28th Jun 20114 answers, last by stacyram1rs 03:10 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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What's Wrong With The Channel 5 Picture?

Is there something wrong with Channel 5. The picture seems to be squashed up meaning the aspect ratio is wrong. It's only on Channel 5 on my telly which I get from Virgin Media Cable. All my other...
21:47 Tue 12th Oct 20102 answers, last by Fanriffic 19:08 Wed 13th Oct 2010
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Sterling Furniture Summer Sale - Who Sings That Song?

Does anyone know who sings the song on the latest advert for Sterling Furniture (Scotland)? Link to web site: http://www.sterlingfu...ry/summersale2010-tv1 Lyrics include the lines: You are the one...
20:53 Thu 08th Jul 20102 answers, last by Fanriffic 21:16 Thu 08th Jul 2010
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New Coronation Street Opening Titles in HD

For all Corrie fans - here's the YouTube link for a preview of the new opening titles to Coronation Street. They start using them on Monday 31 May when Corrie goes High Definition....
20:34 Wed 26th May 20102 answers, last by Jemisa 21:49 Wed 26th May 2010

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