A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen...
Tuesday evening Put four eggs into a saucepan, turned it on, then wandered off to do some reading. Half an hour later my O.H. says 'What's that smell?' Result: four brown scorched eggs and a ruined...
No matter how many times it's explained, how well it's explained, even though I've watched school programmes about the subject (many years ago) and read various books about it I cannot get my head...
Kensington Palace have announced that the Royal baby has been named Prince George Alexander Louis.
Kate Hopkins has yet to announce whether he's good enough to play with her kids....
In the good old days, we used to answer the telephone with 'Hello, Whitehall 231.' With the rise of mobile phones and spam calls that doesn't seem sensible. So, what's a polite way to answer one's...
Okay...place your bets. What do you think it will be? Just the first name, and one guess each. I've emailed the AB Editor, and he's promised £750 of Debenhams vouchers to the inner (to be shared if...
Yesterday after work I went to M&S and for only the second time in my life used a shop's bra fitting service. I found that the size I had self assessed for myself was wrong. After measuring the girl...
No not THAT baby - far more important. I've been out in the garden tonight and Mummy Hedgehog has been there with her two babies. The youngsters are doing their own thing (they don't follow Mummy...
Did your parents have any preautions during a thunder storm ?
My mum used to turn the mirrors to the wall, well I hope that was the reason ;
Any others ?...
In the Daily Mail yesterday, apparently there is a link. Statins can give women breast cancer. Thoughts anyone? Sqad? I am on 20mg per day, should I be worrying ?
Scene - wonderful hot day. Drip coming from joint in soil pipe - is it foul water? Phoned plumber. Plumber came 3pm. Took joint off - poo-y water came out - rodded it - blocked manhole further down...