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DrFilth

hello this is fred

who needs an answering machine with me in the house > < >...
07:01 Thu 17th Nov 201117 answers, last by firewatch 13:41 Thu 17th Nov 2011
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firewatch

Good evening all

Not been on today been busy in town paying bills and spoiling my little girl, we had lunch at a cafe and she was good as gold. Spoilt myself too and bought a couple more bits for christmas. Hope you...
17:33 Wed 16th Nov 201113 answers, last by sherrardk 23:22 Wed 16th Nov 2011
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Smowball

Silliest pet names!

My friends cat is called Sock - why?? lol. Any other daft ones?
19:07 Wed 16th Nov 201154 answers, last by Arksided 01:08 Thu 17th Nov 2011
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Postdog

Operation update

OK, after a kerfuffle getting there, I was admitted into hospital Sunday night and had my operation early the next day. The kerfuffle came about because the hospital is far away from me, over an...
21:42 Wed 16th Nov 201119 answers, last by boxtops 13:45 Sun 20th Nov 2011
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pusskin

What a stupid thing to say !!

On my way out the door today to go shopping I said to husband ---- "I've put Answer bank on , ok" meaning Answer phone. lol Whats the silliest thing you've said recently? Be honest, I wont...
18:07 Wed 16th Nov 201112 answers, last by Smowball 18:59 Wed 16th Nov 2011
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k8bailey

Partner's rubbish birthday present

My partner is 27 this week, his parents gave him 3 pairs of socks, the wrong size, and 1 can of Lynx which says 'not to be sold separately' on the side, so it was obviously one of a multipack (can he...
17:04 Wed 16th Nov 201138 answers, last by johnk 12:10 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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firewatch

quick one

Every monday I attend a parenting/confidence building course. Madam goes into creche for the two hours with provided child care from sure start. Normally these ladies are pretty good and madam dotes...
20:33 Mon 14th Nov 201119 answers, last by firewatch 22:38 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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chrissa1

The Worst Possible News

Took my old boy for his tests this morning and found out that he has a massive growth in front of his heart which is inoperable. It is this growth that is making him go off his food and not want to...
14:39 Wed 09th Nov 201174 answers, last by pastafreak 00:39 Thu 17th Nov 2011
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Steve.5

Whats your tipple

Invent your own name for a Real Ale, as bawdy as the ed will allow, if one prefers & as bawdy as you like ed ; I fancy a pint of Scruttocks Old Original...
20:25 Tue 15th Nov 201114 answers, last by MarkRae 02:21 Wed 16th Nov 2011
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firewatch

happy dance time

My brother and his fiancée split last week after 6 years together,very very sad. My brother lived with her in her mums house, so he was effectively homeless but she was gracious enough to allow...
14:19 Tue 15th Nov 201115 answers, last by firewatch 17:40 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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tonywiltshire

Has anyone had a genuine super-natural experience?

I would love to believe in ghosts, as it would support my hope that there is an after life, but I have never had any experience of the super-natural. Has anyone had a genuine super-natural experience?...
13:23 Tue 15th Nov 201173 answers, last by joko 20:17 Fri 18th Nov 2011
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waterbabe

Clean off Diesel Fuel

Hi Everyone Hope someone can help just filled my car with Diesel and it dripped onto my new suede boots that I only bought on Saturday what can I use to get the diesel off Thanks...
16:44 Mon 14th Nov 20111 answer, last by firewatch 14:22 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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craft1948

New neighbour

New neighbour moved in last week (renting the bungalow next door) and we haven't spoken as yet. Got up this morning to find someone had put a bag full of rubbish in my bin which was out for...
13:46 Tue 15th Nov 201137 answers, last by trt 02:52 Wed 16th Nov 2011
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Mattk

Toilet blocked

Our downstairs toilet is blocked but the water does drain slowly over a number of minutes so the blockage is not total. I have felt around the bend as best I can and can't feel anything so are there...
10:40 Tue 15th Nov 201121 answers, last by cazzz1975 17:24 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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twinkle05

im opening a bar, can you think of some good names..

not pub names bar names..x
13:20 Tue 15th Nov 201134 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 16:59 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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twinkle05

can you think of some good bar names

not pub names just bars..
13:23 Tue 15th Nov 201120 answers, last by sandyRoe 22:19 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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sallybb

The Amish woman

An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a patrol officer stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back...
13:09 Tue 15th Nov 20113 answers, last by vivandorron 14:55 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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firewatch

circumnavigated gravitar issue-and im a pleb

i had a second email i use for my facebook, so created a new gravitar account and thats how i changed my gravitar. Went into town earlier really psyched myself up for it but i only went and forgot my...
12:31 Tue 15th Nov 201120 answers, last by mamyalynne 20:05 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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rowanwitch

Job Vacancy List

The First Church of Answerbank is seeking to fill the following posts Smutpostles Successful candidates will join MS Bananas and Mr McMouse in ensuring a suitable offering of smut is available to...
09:33 Tue 15th Nov 201122 answers, last by venator 12:15 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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venator

Is Gravatar working for anyone?

The title says it all... I'm getting fed up being blue with one big yellow eye......
08:34 Mon 14th Nov 2011193 answers, last by Khandro 13:39 Thu 17th Nov 2011

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