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Today, I Have Been

covered in giraffe spit, butted by goat, overcharged for an icecream, nearly fetched said icecream up after 6 consecutive goes on a ride, and my son got *** on by a bat. Great day out at west...

naomi24

Ladies .....

... this question emanates from a thread in News. Who among you has not at some time in your life been touched inappropriately by a man who was not your boyfriend/husband and whose attentions were...

Lie-in King

Happy Birthday Mamyalynne!

I hope you have a lovely day, full of joy & surprises :-) X...

Crocodile1

If U Were A Giant Snake And You Had Eaten A 8 Year Old Girl From Her Head Til Her Toes Were Sticking Out What Would Be Your Next Step??

Only for girls

boxtops

Getting The Brand Name Wrong

OK, what have been your goofs in mixing up Brand names? My old mum used to insist that the stuff you use to ease locks etc. was M40, not WD40..... and I went into the chemist looking for some...

Ann

Especially For You Jeza ........

Today is Jeza's special day - her birthday. We all know how hard this wonderful caring lady works, so let's make her day by posting as many birthday wishes, poems, stories and jokes as we can, to keep...

murraymints

No No No Relief !!!

NO has it !! 45.7 % 54.3 %....i am so HAPPY

boxtops

Toilet Question #3

Do you have a pedestal mat, or not? We don't - fed up with washing the things, or tripping over them in the night....

DaisyNonna

Nungate

Happy Birthday!

Jomlett

At Last!

BBC News - S Yorkshire PCC Wright steps down http://bbc.in/1qYqsqP...

kylesmum

Sucking The Shells Of Nuts

I remember sucking the shells of pistachios which seems like eons ago...it was the best bit Now we're sitting in Spain sucking money nuts ...a tasty tapas.How many of you suck nuts...

andy-hughes

I Think I Might Be In Touble ...

I got into the lift on the fifth floor of my office building today. A really attractive young lady got in with me and said 'Going down?' I said, 'Not without dinner and a movie ...' Was that maybe not...

Eve

Cellulitis

Got a big patch of it on my leg about 5 inches x 1.5-2 inches - started as what felt like an itchy bite. I've got antibiotics and had it drawn round but would there be any benefit to putting anything...

flump1

Chemical Peel

While I am trying to look after myself with exercise and diet, m skin is rubbish right now. It has lumps bumps red patches, open pores and is not happy . Has anyone tried a chemical peel and did you...

slinky.kate

Love And Hate

hate spiders-love butterflies hate liver-love chicken hate spinach-love all other veg. what about you ???????...

RATTER15

Ans I For One, Totally Agree!!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=659845487427312&;set=vb.130057357072797&type=2&theater...

anneasquith

Oh My Goodness !!

I am a first time grandmother to the most beautiful baby girl. mum and baby are well. dad is shattered and bemused :), grandmother is very emotional,

granny grump

So Worried

We have just got back from my grand-daughter's. She was rushed to Sheffield on Friday with a heart attack. She is only 30. Apparently she has 'sticky blood' which contributed to 2 miscarriages in the...

Brinjal

In Shock

Have just been notified my husbands niece has been murdered by her boyfriend. Just how do people lose control like that....

sunny-dave

Tesco - Substitutions

"You can't always get what you want ... " http://oi57.tinypic.com/nltlpv.jpg...

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