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Sarcastic Rhyme

Anyone good at little rhymes? My wife has a real annoying habit of leaving the lid off the tea bag jar, and although i keep telling her, she keeps on doing it. I want to put an amusing rhyme on the...

hellywelly4

Last Tango In Halifax

What are we going to do without it? Both my daughter and I have been hooked. Such brilliant and perceptive writing - the last phrase was a dream (won't spoil it for others). The acting too is...

Ann

Happy Birthday Tiggerblue

Tigger - have a lovely day x

Zacs-Master

Brian

Forget all the socialist unrest in Greece and Spain when are the Concused.com robots going to save their friend Brian from those scrapyard scoundrels?

anotheoldgit

A Happy Ending To A Dreadful Story.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2934146/I-didn-t-expect-ve-got-fractured-collar-bone-Disabled-4ft-6in-pensioner-targeted-mugger-shocked-beautician-s-fundraising-effort-reaches-90-000.html Let...

888

My Lovely, Dear Old Mum Died Recently...

..and I'm absolutely devastated and will miss her terribly, as not only was she "To all the world one mum, to us she was all the world", she was also my best friend. The funeral was only yesterday and...

DJHawkes

Eh Up I'm Almost At My 10Th Anniversary!

Well I've passed it really but this one is getting there.

woofgang

Sorry But This Has To Be Asked

Why have we got a silicone breast prosthesis with a flag in it as the logo?

sandyRoe

The Saltire Atop The Haggis...

Isn't it good to see the AB staff acknowledging Scotland's Bard. Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin'-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel...

horseshoes

Anne Kirkbride Dies Rip

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-30891246 RIP Deidre....

quizzywig

Last Tango In Halifax

Exceptional acting by Sarah Lancashire and the rest of the cast.

flump1

Cymbalta

Mr Flump has been prescribed these and has only just started them. However he is totally zonked and has ' brain pain'. He doesn't tolerate strong painkillers too well, they make him dizzy. He has been...

gness

A Warning...

....to walking stick users...... If you are in a crowded foyer and leaning heavily on your walking stick it's a good idea to keep the stick perpendicular and close to your body ............

dustypuss

British Humour For Those Who Don't Believe In Political Correctness

It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters. They are putting some Persil in to stop the coloureds running. Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into...

Hopkirk

For Mash Get Smash

Does anyone eat instant mash any more?

Dizmo

One Step Forward And No Steps Back

Finally it looks like they are listening to the voice of reason - me. A 15 minute GP appointment turned to 40 minutes but I've walked out with a positive result. I'm going to celebrate by surprising...