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Happy Birthday Humbersloop

Sloopy, hope you have a lovely day, lazing and doing nowt. Just hang on to your glasses!! xx...

Was Bored...

A young man & his girlfriend are having sex every night & the same old routine is starting to get boring. So, as she"s a big girl, she suggests he sticks his foot inside her to see if that spices...

Filbert

Urgent Help Needed. Computer Problem.

I went to turn on my laptop as normal, but it won't turn on! It makes an initial whirring noise then turns off after about 2 seconds. It keeps doing this over and over. I've tried unplugging it (I use...

queenofmean

Supposedly...

I was in Japan last night checking my emails (someone was trying to hack my email) at 23minutes past midnight when really I was en route to the washing machine here at home Curiosity has got the...

sunny-dave

Rinse And Repeat

Allegedly the three most valuable words ever written - virtually doubling shampoo sales overnight ... ... so do you? ... and why??? I know I do - once with something industrially cleansing (hello Mr...

starone

A Few Snippets

Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police womans uniform, he finally decided if...

maggiebee

See How Far This Goes Again

I really miss this thread so here we go AGAIN. There's a place for us, A time and place for us. Hold my hand and we're halfway there. Hold my hand and I'll take you there Somehow, Some day, Somewhere!...

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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magsmay

Would You Be Upset?

I am getting rather sick and some what upset about all these 'horse meat' jokes -and I'm not alone -in the UK there are presently in excess of 4 million people who either own a horse as a PET or ride...

chrissa1

From The Heart...

Anyone watching this on ITV now? It's very interesting and it got me thinking. How many people on here holds a Donor Card and if not, why not? I'm not being judgemental just interested. I have one....

MissCommando

What Do You Do When You're Feeling Stressed??

Feeling so stressed tonight, I feel so on edge and shaky. What do you do to switch off when you feel like this?

TWR

Does It Concern / Worry You?

The amount of Immigrants that's coming into the UK?

SIRandyraven

Living Dangerously

Fancied a tin of Pears with Cornish ice cream. However only tin I can find has BBE May 2007 on bottom of tin. I always thought tin food was good for years and years and could not perish while in tin....

netibiza

Fly Swatting Game!!!

Whenever I come on here I get an annoying buzzing and a fly zooming at the top of the computer asking me in Spanish to swat it, drives me mad, anyone else get this?

maggiebee

Big Win

Just won £25 on the lottery. Things are looking up usually just get £2.50. Drinks later? Don't all rush at once lol...

Ann

Happy Birthday Jemisa

Have a lovely day :)

jd_1984

Valentines Day......

Anybody bothering?? I will give my partner a card, flowers and cook a meal. But to be fair I get her flowers all the time and cook at least 2/3 times a week for us. But we both decided that Valentines...

MrFoley

Depression, I Can't Deal With This :/

I hate to bring my problems to the internet but I am really struggling dealing with depression! had a really s*hit childhood, was abused both sexually and physically by my step dad who is now in...

Stargazer

What Would You Put Into Room 101

I can think of many.

owdhamer

Owds Home

Nut very well bui home thanks to every one.

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