Once upon a time there was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn. As she went around she happened upon a pile of fresh cow manure. So she flew down to this irresistible delicacy and began to pig...
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on...
We all clubbed together at work and bought a £40 gift card for a colleages 40th birthday from Peacocks. This only happened days before they went into administration. She has been told she is...
