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wildwood

Sex after death.

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together,...
23:39 Wed 13th Apr 20114 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:38 Tue 19th Apr 2011
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alicat77

Should my social care company be paying me a fuel allowance by law?

been working for the same care agency for 6 yrs and hav not received a penny from them for fuel costs, should they be paying some?
22:22 Tue 05th Apr 201117 answers, last by factor30 19:01 Thu 07th Apr 2011
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g1057

insurance gone up ,for not claiming.

my son skidded off an icy country lane and went into a hedge, caused £85 worth of damage, but this was only a dent in his front wing. He asked his insurance if he made a claim to get the work...
18:13 Tue 15th Mar 20119 answers, last by david51058 16:01 Tue 12th Apr 2011
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DTCwordfan

My contribution to St David's Day (apparently today!) Pt 2

A guy's doing a PhD in sheep shagging. He goes off touring Britain finding out how people do it in different areas. First he goes up to Aberdeen. He goes into a pub, buys a drink, and asks the barman...
16:36 Tue 01st Mar 20111 answer, last by Gazza61 12:09 Wed 02nd Mar 2011
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BobbyBobBob

CAR MOT

My Car, which is a FORD FIESTA ENCORE 5 DOOR MODEL is due an MOT very soon. My car has two faults which will fail the Mot. The back windscreen wiper does not work due to the motor not working in it....
12:14 Wed 12th Jan 201122 answers, last by Gazza61 13:36 Wed 19th Jan 2011
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DTCwordfan

Posting this Insurance Joke

To welcome our new adviser on insurance matters to the site! A widow went to the hospital because she was very sick. After some testing a doctor told her, "There is no easy way to say this. You...
19:17 Tue 18th Jan 20114 answers, last by Gazza61 13:06 Wed 19th Jan 2011
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lindylou16

A guy got on a bus one day

and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and let loose a big noisy fart. Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked...
17:40 Wed 01st Sep 20103 answers, last by sallabananas 11:29 Thu 02nd Sep 2010
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Gazza61

Switch between PC's

At present I have 2 PC's on my desk at work, which have different uses. What I want to know is - instead of having 2 screens and 2 keyboards etc - is there some sort of switching device available that...
16:52 Tue 24th Aug 20102 answers, last by Gazza61 07:54 Wed 25th Aug 2010
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carmalee

fully comp/3rd party warning

I'm sure there are others like me who don't always read the small print - my fully comp insurance certificate says I'm 'also insured to drive other vehicles' - I had always thought this meant I had...
17:22 Thu 15th Jul 201011 answers, last by SeaJayPea 11:35 Sun 18th Jul 2010
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marval

Wool

A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitutes terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted, What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down...
12:20 Mon 14th Jun 20106 answers, last by squarebear 08:33 Tue 15th Jun 2010
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boro1986

FORD FUSION CAM BELT CHANGE

Hi guys just after a bit of advice. I own a 03 Ford Fusion. IN the manual it says they suggest that the cam belt is changed every 100K or 10 years whatever is the sooner. This i believe this is rather...
09:57 Wed 26th May 201010 answers, last by TWR 16:42 Thu 27th May 2010
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lesblue

Epilepsy

I was in the pub the other night, telling that old joke: "What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?" Answer:"Throw in your washing." We were all having a...
13:05 Fri 21st May 20104 answers, last by Gazza61 07:49 Sun 23rd May 2010
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angel12

bananas......

is it ok to let dogs eat bananas? missy jusy nicked a peice that fell on the floor. i know they are not supposed to eat onions and garlic .i found out the hard way....
13:50 Wed 19th May 20105 answers, last by Gazza61 13:02 Thu 20th May 2010
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Gazza61

Vauxhall Corsa cooling fan

The radiator fan has packed up on my wife's Vauxhall Corsa 1.2. (1997 reg 1.2 litre engine). Can someone tell me how I can check if it is just the thermostat that is faulty or if it's the fan motor...
10:06 Thu 13th May 20104 answers, last by Gazza61 08:06 Fri 14th May 2010
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birdofprey

Who Pays?

Today a van towing a trailer cut me up on a roundabout. I was stationary as the trailer scythed through my near-side front wing, ripping out the indicator and damaging the bumper. The police didn't...
15:04 Sat 08th May 20108 answers, last by birdofprey 11:32 Wed 12th May 2010
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askyourgran

A pediatrician, a lawyer and a Catholic priest were standing

on the deck of the Titanic as it was going down. "Save the children" said the pedriatrician, "Fcuk the children" said the lawyer". "Will we have time"? said the...
13:59 Thu 29th Apr 20101 answer, last by Gazza61 14:24 Thu 29th Apr 2010
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Gazza61

Debt relief orders

My friend has been advised to go for a Debt Relief Order as she now has a very low income. If her financial situation has not improved after 12 months these debts may be written off. However, she also...
12:29 Mon 12th Apr 20103 answers, last by Gazza61 07:00 Wed 14th Apr 2010
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bigfoot3000

A PMS GUIDE.

DANGEROUS: "What's for dinner?" SAFER: "Can I help you with dinner?" SAFEST: "Where would you like to go for dinner?" DANGEROUS: "Are you wearing THAT?" SAFER:...
13:27 Tue 13th Apr 201010 answers, last by bigfoot3000 14:45 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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McMouse

This will come to UK soon

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as...
09:01 Tue 06th Apr 20102 answers, last by Gazza61 07:21 Wed 07th Apr 2010
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marval

LIke a baby

A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said, "I have a confession to make; the reason that we haven't been too intimate is because of my extremely...
10:23 Fri 02nd Apr 20102 answers, last by marval 12:58 Fri 02nd Apr 2010

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