Do you watch this? If you're male what are your opinions on Susanna Reid and women what are your views on Ben Shepherd? Also Is it me or does Kate Garraway remind you of a female wookie?
I was sitting in the garden yesterday, when my missus brought me a frozen jubbly. I knew we had them in the freezer, as she told me she'd bought some last week. Lovely, thirst-quenching,...
Morning all. House flies are driving me crazy.Surely there must be something on the market other than fly spray and those horrible sticky things?? Any recommendations would be great? And, is it me, or...
I bought a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom."
It hurts to walk, but whenever I pass wind, the room smells lovely....
A couple go on a blind date. They go to see a show and go for a meal afterwards. They enjoy each others company. and agree to go out together again. A few days later the lady was in her local...
As the waiter presented the menu, the newly seated diner said "I’m sorry but I am blind and can’t read the menu. If you just bring me a few dirty forks from previous customers I will smell them...
I quite like a beer or an aperitif now and again,mainly in the tramp juice market.Up here in Glescae it seems to be "buckie",but I prefer the super strength type lager.Ive often sampled Carlsberg...