What do you think about the latest trend in Simon Cowell super white teeth? I probably wouldnt mind having mine a shade or two lighter but this latest trend looks like the person has been sucking a...
post office annoy me i have important phone calls to make and no phone it goes through to them; paid all i owed last week can take up to 24 hours for restriction to be moved damm nuisance
Why are married women heavier than single women? .......................... When single women come home they go to see what's in the fridge then go to bed. A married woman comes home, see what's in...
I have just phoned my hairdressers to make an appointment with my usual girl of 7 years to be told she has handed her notice in.Oh dear,I am a bit dubious of having someone else cutting my hair.Would...
June the harpist and Sam the trombonist went out to a discotheque. Sam's car wouldn't lock but Sam knew the owner so they locked their instruments in his office. Having too much to drink, they went...
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique fair from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my breasts...