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steg

Johnny likes your thinking

The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the...
19:47 Fri 09th Dec 20055 answers, last by nfn 21:14 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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frankleigh

Sweet joke

A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?"The Jelly Baby says "No mate,...
19:21 Fri 09th Dec 20054 answers, last by dove 20:11 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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October

Carol singers

Evening folks, how's it going?I'd just got in from work a couple of minutes ago when there was a knock on the door. I opened it to a young lady (could not have been more than 12) starting to sing a...
18:59 Fri 09th Dec 200518 answers, last by October 20:39 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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snapdarlich

Bit quiet here...

Innit? Dooby dooby! <shuffles feet and looks aimlessly around the room> Sigh! Dum de dum...<picks nose and flicks it> Boring! Boring! Drilling holes is boring....! Where's me voddy?
18:50 Fri 09th Dec 200521 answers, last by snapdarlich 19:34 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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steg

Roughest Hooker

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest, toughest and roughest hooker in the...
18:49 Fri 09th Dec 20052 answers, last by Gill 05 18:54 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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haysi06

Are your chestnuts roastin?

Chestnuts roasting on an open fireJack Frost nipping at your noseYuletidecarols being sung by a choirAnd folks dressed up like eskimosEverybody knows, a turkey and some mistletoeHelp to make the...
18:12 Fri 09th Dec 20051 answer, last by Gill 05 18:53 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Rubyrose

Gill

Sorry hun my Msn has just shut itself down.. weird. I must have caught a cyber STD off Elvis as his Msn is rubbish too. Lol I will try and set it all back up. xx
16:52 Fri 09th Dec 20054 answers, last by Gill 05 17:23 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Rubyrose

Pmsl here...

My bf works at a EBD School and today he had to take some of the boys to the local town for 'Social Skills day'. He was in the library with 2 of the boys when one of them dissapeared. My bf started...
17:14 Fri 09th Dec 20051 answer, last by Gill 05 17:18 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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steg

the love dress

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you...
16:28 Fri 09th Dec 20053 answers, last by Gill 05 17:14 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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thebigchill

One for all the over the top PC brigade

Merry Christmas! http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html
16:24 Fri 09th Dec 200518 answers, last by Rubyrose 17:10 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Pies

Joke

A primary teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too, are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one...
16:26 Fri 09th Dec 20052 answers, last by steg 17:47 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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nedflanders

OK I've wasted enough company time this week......

Im offski, have a good weekend peeps, It's time for the backshift to take over CB. In the words of my absent foul mouthed friend It's been emotional.
16:22 Fri 09th Dec 20053 answers, last by Gill 05 16:28 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Gill 05

Good Afternoon Cbers !!

How is everyone today? Any plans for the weekend?
15:31 Fri 09th Dec 200514 answers, last by Gill 05 16:26 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Rubyrose

Favourite Sayings

I have a couple but I find I use these two the most: Change is the only thing that's permanent! and There is no smoke without fire!
13:59 Fri 09th Dec 20052 answers, last by Gill 05 15:26 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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haysi06

Alex McLeish Rangers manager

Just heard on the news that rangers are keeping Alex McLeish as the manager Pheww Big sighs of relief!! I thought that they were goin to sack him and get someone good! tee hee
08:07 Fri 09th Dec 20056 answers, last by ibrox72 11:57 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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In A Pickle

Does this word(read it backwards) offend you SREGGUB?

It certainly seems to offend the(over vigilant) AB Auto Censor. I just answered a post and use the word(right way round) and it removed it.I think things are getting a little silly!What do you think?
01:08 Fri 09th Dec 200544 answers, last by In A Pickle 01:58 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Slooow_Jo

For all the people who dont know me !!

Ask the people who do...!!! Do you ???????
00:15 Fri 09th Dec 20057 answers, last by Gill 05 01:06 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Slooow_Jo

Have I missed anything ??

What Y'all been up to ??
23:33 Thu 08th Dec 200512 answers, last by Slooow_Jo 00:22 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Lore

I'm away!

night night everyone xx
00:06 Fri 09th Dec 20055 answers, last by PatriciaH 00:29 Fri 09th Dec 2005
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Lore

everybody stop!!

I've got a paper cut! :o( waaaaah.. plasters, I need plasters.... *shows finger to cbers.. oops, hehe, wrong finger - sorry, didn't mean to be rude :o\ .... errrm, it's this one.
23:33 Thu 08th Dec 200512 answers, last by Lore 00:04 Fri 09th Dec 2005

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